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maxrandb

(17,431 posts)
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:15 PM 8 hrs ago

Apparently, Judge Drunky McWinebox and Alina Habba-Daba-Doo

Are on the "short list" for replacing Eva Braun-Bundy-Bondi.

I am surprised that a sucking, blackhole vortex of stupid hasn't swallowed us all whole by now.

We should all get schools named after us if we survive this shitshow.

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Apparently, Judge Drunky McWinebox and Alina Habba-Daba-Doo (Original Post) maxrandb 8 hrs ago OP
I doubt that. Raven123 8 hrs ago #1
Just reported on MS NOW, so maybe... Ocelot II 8 hrs ago #6
THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT Mr.Bee 6 hrs ago #29
Seriously!!? yellow dahlia 8 hrs ago #2
MS NOW is reporting that Pirro and Habba maxrandb 8 hrs ago #7
How low can they go? yellow dahlia 8 hrs ago #9
When they scrape the bottom of the barrel, they find a trapdoor, Ocelot II 7 hrs ago #14
Great illustration of the scenario. yellow dahlia 7 hrs ago #18
Just wait until you see popsdenver 6 hrs ago #34
I don't think either of them have the chops. LuvLoogie 5 hrs ago #35
Maybe the 'short list' for being canned! pfitz59 8 hrs ago #3
Talk about failing upwards... Ocelot II 8 hrs ago #4
What shit show? SuzyandPuffpuff 8 hrs ago #5
Rudy usonian 8 hrs ago #8
I heard Ted Cruz. Retrumplican Senator would jump at the chance to get him out of the Senate maxrandb 7 hrs ago #11
Does the job offer WFC? (Work from Cancun) usonian 7 hrs ago #12
Cruz is awful but he's not stupid. Ocelot II 7 hrs ago #15
I don't think it will be a woman. He is purging his cabinet of women. Walleye 7 hrs ago #10
Last I heard, it was Tom Blanche DinahMoeHum 7 hrs ago #13
I honestly don't see how they get even Senate GOP on board with Alina Habba Prairie Gates 7 hrs ago #16
What about the other guy, face like Droopy Dog. RoeVWade 7 hrs ago #17
Emil Bove yellow dahlia 7 hrs ago #19
Yah that guy. RoeVWade 7 hrs ago #21
They already made him a judge, why would he want to work for Chump? FakeNoose 5 hrs ago #36
Absolutely. Reminds of of quote of Kim Jong Un RoeVWade 4 hrs ago #40
Emile is a world-class scumbag... GiqueCee 7 hrs ago #26
See - he has all the qualifications. yellow dahlia 6 hrs ago #30
Alina wasn't even qualified to be a US Attorney. She's been rejected for that. How will she be confirmed as AG? ChicagoTeamster 7 hrs ago #20
With confirmations stalled 3825-87867 7 hrs ago #22
Ok, you can think of it as being swallowed into a black hole... ananda 7 hrs ago #23
Gotta admit, I am enjoying THE HELL OUTTA THIS!!! calimary 7 hrs ago #24
Stephen Miller LudwigPastorius 7 hrs ago #25
THAT evil sonofabitch... GiqueCee 6 hrs ago #27
I don't think it will be a woman. Besides habba Figarosmom 6 hrs ago #28
How about dear Lindsey Historic NY 6 hrs ago #31
That's fucking great... Evolve Dammit 6 hrs ago #32
C'mon, admit it. Didn't you think it couldn't possibly get any worse. Buddyzbuddy 6 hrs ago #33
I've always known it can and will get worse. Ocelot II 5 hrs ago #37
Matt Gaitz is tanned, rested and ready. Hassler 5 hrs ago #38
I would hope at this point (I know it's a pipe dream) that at least a couple R - Senators will hold out ToxMarz 5 hrs ago #39
What's a school? rubbersole 4 hrs ago #41

maxrandb

(17,431 posts)
7. MS NOW is reporting that Pirro and Habba
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:25 PM
8 hrs ago

have reached out to White House staff about their desire for the job.

If Bondi was fired because even she was not corrupt enough, Pirro and Habba would foot the bill.

yellow dahlia

(5,910 posts)
9. How low can they go?
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:31 PM
8 hrs ago

They keep trying to find the bottom.

Replace a mean girl with another mean girl. And if it is Pirro - a drunk mean girl. It would be funny if it were an SNL skit.

Ocelot II

(130,558 posts)
14. When they scrape the bottom of the barrel, they find a trapdoor,
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:45 PM
7 hrs ago

open it and keep going downward. There is no bottom.

popsdenver

(2,313 posts)
34. Just wait until you see
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 06:23 PM
6 hrs ago

who Trump appointed to replace Bondi.............TODD BLANCHE

Also check out the list on WIKI of all that Blanche has done for Trump/Republicans in the past decade and as Trump's personal attorney........HE IS FAR WORSE AND MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE AT RUNNING INTERFERENCE THAN BONDI

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Blanche

LuvLoogie

(8,817 posts)
35. I don't think either of them have the chops.
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 06:47 PM
5 hrs ago

Bondi is a hard ass. The other two aren't as talented in that hard edged way. They're not ready.

pfitz59

(12,708 posts)
3. Maybe the 'short list' for being canned!
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:18 PM
8 hrs ago

Both failed miserably. But I guess Trump does love 'losers'!

Ocelot II

(130,558 posts)
4. Talk about failing upwards...
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:21 PM
8 hrs ago

But we can always count on Piggy replacing a fired minion with someone even worse. The upside if there is one, is that both of them are so galactically incompetent that they'll be even less successful than AG Barbie in persecuting Trump's adversaries.

SuzyandPuffpuff

(542 posts)
5. What shit show?
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:21 PM
8 hrs ago

I'm living in my fox news bubble where everything is everyone else's fault and none of it is mine ... lol ... jfc i am so DONE with these pukes...somebody pull the plug please

maxrandb

(17,431 posts)
11. I heard Ted Cruz. Retrumplican Senator would jump at the chance to get him out of the Senate
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:38 PM
7 hrs ago

"I like Ted Cruz more than his Retrumplican Senate colleagues do...and I frickin hate Ted Cruz" - Al Franken

usonian

(25,381 posts)
12. Does the job offer WFC? (Work from Cancun)
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:41 PM
7 hrs ago

DC is still mighty cold.

And the margaritas taste like dishwater ...

Prairie Gates

(8,168 posts)
16. I honestly don't see how they get even Senate GOP on board with Alina Habba
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 04:48 PM
7 hrs ago

She was desperately unqualified to be in any DOJ post at all. It's not whether you'd get to 50. I honestly don't think you'd get to 40.

It's gonna be Lee Zeldin.

FakeNoose

(41,666 posts)
36. They already made him a judge, why would he want to work for Chump?
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 06:53 PM
5 hrs ago

Why would he give up his safe-and- cushy-for-life job now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Bove

RoeVWade

(894 posts)
40. Absolutely. Reminds of of quote of Kim Jong Un
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 07:37 PM
4 hrs ago

Kim is like the Sun. People in his vicinity bathe in the warmth and the benefits. But getting too close you risk getting incinerated.

Same with Trumpie.

GiqueCee

(4,272 posts)
26. Emile is a world-class scumbag...
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:31 PM
7 hrs ago

... who has to avoid direct sunlight or he'll burst into flames.

ChicagoTeamster

(970 posts)
20. Alina wasn't even qualified to be a US Attorney. She's been rejected for that. How will she be confirmed as AG?
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:04 PM
7 hrs ago

ananda

(35,164 posts)
23. Ok, you can think of it as being swallowed into a black hole...
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:14 PM
7 hrs ago

The question is: is there an exit?

calimary

(90,055 posts)
24. Gotta admit, I am enjoying THE HELL OUTTA THIS!!!
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:26 PM
7 hrs ago

The walls are starting to close in on the donald.

Just before the commercial break, I heard there was a possibility of a parade of “acting” officials who didn’t (or couldn’t) get a legally official formal appointment.

For the rest of this damnable “president’s” equally damnable term.

LudwigPastorius

(14,734 posts)
25. Stephen Miller
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:29 PM
7 hrs ago

Sure, he’s not an attorney, but he has the kind of nasty disposition to be Trump’s “Retributionist General”.

GiqueCee

(4,272 posts)
27. THAT evil sonofabitch...
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:36 PM
6 hrs ago

... is already WAY to close to power as it is, just being an advisor. God help us all if Nosferatu were ever to get REAL power!

Figarosmom

(12,027 posts)
28. I don't think it will be a woman. Besides habba
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 05:48 PM
6 hrs ago

couldn't pass confirmation and perrinos track record at getting convictions likely has her on the fire list.

There was speculation that it would be the guy in the EPA.

ToxMarz

(2,938 posts)
39. I would hope at this point (I know it's a pipe dream) that at least a couple R - Senators will hold out
Thu Apr 2, 2026, 07:22 PM
5 hrs ago

for a peice of shit Trump nominee that at least on paper would seem actually qualified.

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