Help please! I need someone fluent in Trump to translate this. And yes, he really did post this on TruthSocial

[riversedge]

Help please! I need someone fluent in Trump to translate this.

And yes, he really did post this on TruthSocial

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[UpInArms]

1. He's

Cuckoo

[riversedge]

2. "Hey Daniel - check this trump guy out! He's a bigger idiot than you can possibly imagine."

“Hey Daniel - check this trump guy out! He’s a bigger idiot than you can possibly imagine.”

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[leftstreet]

3. unintelligible...racist trolling...unintelligible

[struggle4progress]

4. Donny thinks Davy raped one of Jasmine's teenaged ancestors

and Donny feels like bragging about this special kinship he shares with Davy

[riversedge]

5. When you have the brain the size of a miniature blueberry, you assume everyone with the same last name is related.

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[SalamanderSleeps]

6. Fess Parker is spinning on his cross.

It's like he's dying of siphillus, or perhaps lead poisoning.

Regardless, he is not well.

[SalamanderSleeps]

9. Whoops! Sorry. Fess Parker would probably just be spinning in his grave.

[Igel]

7. Strikes me as having two things going.

First, making the assumption--quite likely false--that back when slaves got their owners' names some relative of Davy Crockett owned her fairly distant male ancestor. Yeah, it's possible, but since Wiki says it derives from "large curl" (of what sort, unsaid) why not have a few originators of the name when surnames was passed out in medieval/renaissance England; I have trouble thinking my surname was issued to one and only one male and his family).

Second, that it's deeply sarcastic, dissing her by saying how proud a prominent American 'hero' of some stature ('high IQ' in some way, but hey, the Stanford-Binet scale pales compared to emotional and whatever other kinds of intelligence, right?) when really he's saying he'd be deeply ashamed of her on so many counts.

Sarcasm is tricky. If it's perceived wrong--and who can predict that?--it's taken as an assertion. Trump uses sarcasm a lot, and if something comes off too weirdly you should think, "Hey, maybe it's sarcasm and my views and 'stance' don't like it." In other words, being flexible enough to adopt another, fairly foreign perspective.

[riversedge]

8. Here's the video Trump posted with that tweet about Jasmine Crockett. The song is from the Davy Crockett TV show that a

Here's the video Trump posted with that tweet about Jasmine Crockett.

The song is from the Davy Crockett TV show that aired on ABC from 1954-55, when Trump was about 9 years old.

I know what you’re thinking, “Hey James, I don’t suppose Audience of One had a section on Davy Crockett and its influence on American kids of Trump’s generation?” Smart question, you, because it does!

— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik.bsky.social) 2026-04-02T20:06:28.831Z

[OpenHeartAR]

10. Idk

I can't imagine its real. That sounds like a complement.

[Maru Kitteh]

11. He's not smart enough to find a pic of Fess Parker and attach it to a post.

He didn’t write this, I think. If I had to guess, I'd go with something like Stephen Miller, drunk on some really shitty wine and maybe a pinch of the pills they took out of Tiger Woods’ pocket.

[riversedge]

12. Rep Jasmine Crockett replies: The President is clearly already missing me as many others wil

Jasmine Crockett
@JasmineForUS
The President is clearly already missing me as many others will… but, lucky for you, Sir, I’m in the seat until January and have no plans of taking my foot off the gas on behalf of the American people 🥰.

I wonder if this has anything to do with my questioning of Pam Bondi????!!!

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