White but glowing

[angrychair]

A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing.
His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”

I could not have said it better so I will let the comment stand on its own.

Reference:

A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing.
His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”

— (@alexjungle.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T11:29:36.443Z

[niyad]

1. That was fromm The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me that orange insanity

was from The Onion!!!

[angrychair]

3. Unfortunately, very real

https://apnews.com/article/trump-iran-enriched-uranium-nuclear-troops-819338075c3793128ed924560d6a59ff

[niyad]

7. Thank you! Utter insanity.

[Brenda]

2. Vive la France!

Wasn't it a French politician who just yesterday or so said something like:

It appears the United States has been taken over by a handful of drunks and drug addicts.

How right they are!

[yellow dahlia]

4. ...

[IcyPeas]

5. With subtitles:

This is the same man who said that Trump's Iran war is like "buying cheap tickets for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg."

"French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing.
His response: American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meeting.
same man who called joining Trump’s war buying cheap tickets for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg."

— gj1023 (@gj1023.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T14:50:04.225Z

[Celerity]

6. JJ Cale - Cocaine (Johnson Somerset remix)

Label: Shelter Records – 11 662 AT
Format: Vinyl, 7", 45 RPM, Single, Stereo
Country: Germany
Released: Jan 1977
Genre: Rock, Blues
Style: Blues Rock

[chowder66]

8. Sounds like AI-associated psychosis

[NNadir]

9. I can almost hear the French guy saying it, dripping with contempt as only a French guy can. I love the French.

[littlemissmartypants]

11. I'm very proud of my French heritage. 🇫🇷

[NNadir]

12. Tu dois...

...être

[littlemissmartypants]

14. C'est vrai, c'est un devoir solennel. 🇫🇷

[littlemissmartypants]

10. From a former French/English interpreter:

He said "il faut arrêter de sniffer la coke au bureau" (they should stop sniffing coke at the office).
He also said even Iran, on their own soil during peacetime, this would take them weeks or even months to achieve.

He said "il faut arrêter de sniffer la coke au bureau" (they should stop sniffing coke at the office).

— Martin Gardner (@mglovesfun.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T12:49:53.322Z

He also said even Iran, on their own soil during peacetime, this would take them weeks or even months to achieve.

— Martin Gardner (@mglovesfun.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T12:50:30.882Z

❤️

[littlemissmartypants]

13. Let's also remember, that a French-owned container ship ...

Successfully exited the Strait of Hormuz recently.

https://www.straitstimes.com/world/middle-east/french-owned-container-ship-exits-hormuz-in-first-since-iran-war

🇫🇷❤️ Vive la France! ❤️🇫🇷