The rumor is that the orange turd is at Walter Reed

[gopiscrap]

the best line I read about that is:

"Clots and pears"

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. Yup

I hope we never see or hear from him again, and that his fucking family is right behind him.

[wnylib]

2. White House spokespersons are denying it

and calling the rumors a conspiracy theory. They claim that he is in the White House "working hard "

[Irish_Dem]

3. Trump is one of the laziest men on the planet.

They don't even bother to come up with good lies.

[wnylib]

8. Well of course he never really works.

But he might still be in the WH, hiding from the media after recent events in Iran.

[Irish_Dem]

9. It's not like him to skip a holiday weekend of golf, fancy dinners, fawning MAL guests.

[wnylib]

10. True. I have wondered why he is not out golfing.

[Irish_Dem]

11. Too many sleepless nights worried about USAF planes being shot down.

And missing pilots.

So worried he can't golf, chase women, or eat hamberders.

[wnylib]

12. If he cared about people, I'd agree.

But maybe he is worried about how those events will affect the midterms and what a Dem Congress would mean for him.

Maybe he thought that a quick win in Iran would boost his approval numbers. Now that it's going badly, his approval is sinking.

[Irish_Dem]

14. Trump cares for no one but himself.

He is only losing sleep because Iran is not handing over their oil fast enough for him.

I don't think Trump cares about the elections or congress.
No one can or will stop him and he knows it.

I don't think he cares about approval numbers either.

He has three years left to steal as much money and resources as he can.
This is his focus.

[wnylib]

18. Agree on what his focus is, but if he can't successfully rig the elections this year,

his world will collapse when a Dem Congress impeaches and convicts him, then charges him and his cronies with crimes. He has already mentioned his concerns about that.

[Celerity]

34. Basically zero chance we can get 67 or more Senators to vote to convict.

[Irish_Dem]

38. Why can't he rig the elections this year?

Will Musk refuse to help him do that this year?

I am not certain a Dem congress with impeach Trump successfully.

[wnylib]

39. I keep hoping that he won't get away with rigging it.

He didn't succeed at it in 2020, although he tried.

[Dave Bowman]

5. Working hard, hey? Scuse me while I puke real hard.

[mwmisses4289]

25. He's working hard at hardly working.

[yourout]

16. We know that's a lie. He hasn't worked hard a single minute...

In his lifetime.

[AZ8theist]

19. Oh, I'm sure he's working hard...

Working hard on a Big Mac.

[MIButterfly]

22. In the White House "working hard"!

That's a real knee-slapper. Let me catch my breath. That miserable SOB hasn't worked hard a single day in his entire life. Why would he start now?

[bob4460]

4. They lie about everything.

So that means he probably is in the hospital why should they change course now.

[JBTaurus83]

6. It's all just a show

He’s probably perfectly fine, and will play into it as the resurrected Christ for Easter. He can’t let some loser like Jesus take up an entire day.

[Maru Kitteh]

7. Clots and Abdominal Aortic Tears.

Of an inoperable variety.

[Dulcinea]

13. He's at a Springsteen concert!

Rocking out to The Boss!

[Blue Owl]

15. Three words: Do Not Resusitate

[Grim Chieftain]

17. There is something going on

Seriously, there are too many items all over the internet to think it's a fluke.

Edit to add : All he has to do to quell the "rumors" is to post a live snippet saying that he is well and the rumors are false. Waiting.

[Johnny2X2X]

20. The fact the addressed it with a lie is odd

Overcompensating. It’s Saturday night when he’s usually at home to golf for the weekend.

My guess is he is receiving treatment for something, that’s why he didn’t go home to golf.

[NoMoreRepugs]

21. In a Whote House full of leakers and sources how can there be no news?

[calimary]

24. That may depend on how all the staffers have been leaned on, hard

in order to keep them quiet.

I do not know. I’m just guessing about possible scenarios.

What I did notice is how surprisingly brief his Wednesday evening televised speech was.

Plus, he made NO attempt to address what the public is starting to notice: the economy that’s sagging, while he basically avoided any explanation(s) for it. And we’ve heard his claims that things will get better soon. He’s been 2 or 3 weeks-ing it for awhile now. Over more than a month, at least.

[DBoon]

29. No one wants to be the first staffer to fall out of an upper story window

[calimary]

30. No kidding!

[Nasruddin]

32. Or the third

[usonian]

23. Hush, Hush, situation room.

[Tim S]

26. He needs a reason to TACO out of his 10-day ultimatum to Iran -- this is it

[Ocelot II]

27. He's been secretly flown to some overseas location to meet with the rescued pilot

and take credit for the rescue. Far-fetched, maybe, but it wouldn't surprise me. I don't think he's dead because we couldn't be that lucky.

[Coldwater]

28. We can only hope

[leanforward]

31. Has anyone seemed "xtra" security at WR?

If “tRump” is there.

[Demobrat]

33. The last time this happened

didn’t he show up in a couple of days with fresh bruises on his hands?
Not getting my hopes up.

[LonePirate]

35. While the consensus may be a medical issue, I'm guessing it was a live session overseeing the pilot rescue in Iran.

I suspect they will release some photos of the Situation Room in the next day or two.

[fujiyamasan]

36. They probably had to wake him up every five minutes

This is boring! Where’s the action? I want explosions!