If, and I stress if, Trumpedo is dying or dead,

[MarineCombatEngineer]

I will dance a jig and piss on his grave.

[FHRRK1]

1. Suggest you get there before me

Because I will be relieving myself but it won’t be piss.

And I will be eating nothing but Taco Bell for 72 hours prior.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

3. Yeah, that'll do it.

[NoMoreRepugs]

2. The queue will be endless 24/7 for years and years.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

5. Welcome to DU,

btw, what do you like on your Tombstone Pizza?
Piss off MAGAt.

[Deuxcents]

13. I'm hoping the jerk doesn't last long here

[MarineCombatEngineer]

14. I'm pretty sure MIRt is on it.

Take out the MAGAt trash MIRt.

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. I alerted

[MarineCombatEngineer]

24. And the MAGAt is gone.

Thank you MIRt.

[sheshe2]

25. LG again?

[MarineCombatEngineer]

26. Probably,

I gotta give it to her, she is persistent.

[sheshe2]

28. Hell yes!

I was on MIRT for the last two terms and she was very persistent.

[Skittles]

6. I bet he does not outlive Biden

[MarineCombatEngineer]

19. Fuck off MAGAt.

[GP6971]

27. She's gone!!

[sheshe2]

29. Thanks, GP.

[GP6971]

30. YW!!

[sheshe2]

31. I'll be back in July to overlap with y'all.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

20. BTW,

what's your handle on Hide5?
You sound like that oflguy, translated to awful guy.

[Skittles]

22. sorry, who are you talking about

the multi-felon rapist seditionist mass murderer?

[MustLoveBeagles]

23. Piss Off

[dweller]

7. . . .

😑

[MarineCombatEngineer]

9. Perfect!!!

[GP6971]

8. First post huh?

How did you find DU?

[MarineCombatEngineer]

11. Too cowardly to answer?

Typical MAGAt.

[GP6971]

16. Of course they are. All bluster.

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. I spy with my own eye a troll

[MarineCombatEngineer]

17. Change?

Typical MAGAt, can't even spell correctly.

[Submariner]

10. Sad mourners as seen here will follow the funeral procession

in thousands of bicycle beer bars in the street party of the century.

[Aristus]

12. Man, it's going to be a sodden, urine-soaked morass

by the time I get there…

[Permanut]

34. Maybe hip boots?

[Aristus]

38. Only if they show off my muscular legs.

[jfz9580m]

32. Mussolini got that treatment MCE

This is pretty ghastly. I remember by mom and grandad telling me about how Mussolini’s body was desecrated after. The story about the woman who lost her sons and the urination.

https://overland.org.au/2013/04/the-death-party/

The dead were kicked and beaten and spat on. They were pelted with vegetables and brown bread. A woman fired five shots into Mussolini’s chest, one for each of the sons she lost in the war. Somebody urinated on Petacci. This was allowed to go on until mid-morning, when the partisans were able to restore some order with the help of a group of firemen, who also washed down the bodies. That’s when they decided to hang Mussolini and some of the others by their feet from the roof of the petrol station, so that everyone could see them without having to push their way through.

Rather gruesome images at the link btw. Not recommended for the faint of heart.

[state of stupid]

33. I have a bottle of Bacardi Black Rum to do my best Captain Jack's impression of some asshole who actually shives

a git about whether Dickless Donald survives or not. I am hoping on not!!! THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!

[LeftInTX]

35. He's posting about the rescued guy.

[mackdaddy]

36. Sounds like maybe they were keeping him off his phone to not screw up the rescue.

Everybody know he would be blathering some secret part of the operation otherwise.

[Dunc]

37. Bring snacks because the line will be long.