Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Flatlined at Walter Reed due to budget cuts?

Died on a gurney in a broom closet at Walter Reed due to staffing shortages?

Punctured by an IV needle at Walter Reed, where he popped like the orange balloon full of pig shit that he is?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[sop]

1. Missed it by that much...

[no_hypocrisy]

2. And on the third day, they rolled away the stone,

and Trump was still alive.

And he rhetorically said, “You believed me again?

[malaise]

3. No but I'll select this curtain

Punctured by an IV needle at Walter Reed, where he popped like the orange balloon full of pig shit that he is?
😀

[Dunc]

4. Nah the selfish bloated orange parasite is still above ground.

I’m not really into celebrating this holiday yet what a great gift this would have been.

[GreenWave]

5. Ghost of Epstein strangled him?

[LymphocyteLover]

6. If he is like Jesus, he should be literally crucified... if he is resurrected from the dead, then we will know for sure!

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

11. Yesterday was such a tease...

Now can we pls have the real deal?

And soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

13. Pretty please, with chocolate sprinkles.

[SheltieLover]

16. And a mountain of whipped cream!

[niyad]

19. YES!!!

[SheltieLover]

20. The bigliest mountain ever!

[surfered]

17. I have a dream...

[twodogsbarking]

8. oh shit, when is he tearing down Walter Reed Hospital?

[SheltieLover]

9. Struck down by Nurse Ratched?

[Goonch]

10. ;-{) de-escalating

[mountain grammy]

12. I went to sleep with hope

And woke up to despair.

[Native]

14. Antichrist Dies on Easter is the headline I'm hoping to soon see.

[jfz9580m]

25. Greta Thunberg is the antichrist last I heard.nt

[surfered]

15. Hauled off to the Tower of London and beheaded for claiming King Charles supported the war with Iran

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/buckingham-palace-issues-rare-statement-after-donald-trump-makes-jaw-dropping-king-charles-claim-1790117

[malaise]

30. This will follow

https://democraticunderground.com/100221148836

[spike jones]

18. He died at Walter Reed but was brought back to life. It is Easter you know.

[Ziegfreid]

21. Nah

"orange balloon full of pig shit that he is."
It's a life time of orange tanning shit.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

31. Welcome to DU

[hlthe2b]

22. Maybe someone will "mistakenly" slip a "really bad egg" in his Easter basket...

In the meantime, Happy Easter Bunny Day to all and may all your eggs be delicious--maybe Reese's Easter Eggs? !

[IronLionZion]

23. I was looking through news headlines this morning with lots of hope

Hope is what keeps us going during these times

[BigmanPigman]

24. The next time we see him make-up will be covering his entire body...

not just his hand and neck. Maybe they will whip up a batch of mortician's Bondo for an even appearance and dip his whole body into a vat of Cover Girl foundation.

[Ocelot II]

26. I'm beginning to think he really might be.

AI and Stephen Cheung are writing his Fake Twitter messages, and they'll try to do the Weekend at Bernie's thing for as long as they can get away with it.

[Figarosmom]

27. I guess we'll see tomorrow.

If Malania does the Easter egg roll by herself.

[TBF]

28. I'm afraid to be too hopeful -

after all, a holiday weekend would be the perfect time to do a needed medical procedure (which would explain taking him to Walter Reed if that happened). Caroline is going to have to come up w/something to say tomorrow though. Hopefully whatever she says won't be written by Steven Cheung because I'm getting tired of his hostile posts.

[ABC123Easy]

29. Almost buddy!

I thought we were right there......rumors were flying, my spirits were lifting. Hoping for an Easter miracle.

Lucy pulled the football away from us again at the last moment.

[Dulcinea]

32. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[Blue Owl]

33. Feels like an event horizon is approaching

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. For this thread

[LetMyPeopleVote]

35. Can I get a "C"?