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usonian

(25,497 posts)
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 06:28 PM Sunday

High tech crypto bro's join Orrex in the waiting room.



The Tesla hearse is all gassed up charged and waiting for him.



DRIVER WAIT! HE'S NOT DEAD.

Gets out battery booster cable ....



Well, he is NOW!







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High tech crypto bro's join Orrex in the waiting room. (Original Post) usonian Sunday OP
Orrex? Can you define, please? CurtEastPoint Sunday #1
THIS Orrex. usonian Sunday #2
Thanks. I knew the name/word rang a bell! CurtEastPoint Sunday #6
Orrex is ringing more bells than V.E. day in Europe! usonian Sunday #7
From the DUer known as Orrex... liberalla Sunday #4
Pete Hegseth contacts the Secret Service in a panic and says "You guys need to rush to protect Vance. ..." eppur_se_muova Sunday #3
Mikey thanks you. He is ... usonian Sunday #5

usonian

(25,497 posts)
7. Orrex is ringing more bells than V.E. day in Europe!
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 09:12 PM
Sunday

🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

eppur_se_muova

(41,981 posts)
3. Pete Hegseth contacts the Secret Service in a panic and says "You guys need to rush to protect Vance. ..."
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 07:40 PM
Sunday

".... Trmp and I were out hunting and he fell off a pretty steep cliff. It looks like he's dead."

"Wait, looks like he's dead ? We have to know for sure before the VP can be sworn in."

"Well, he's not moving at all, his eyes are closed, and I can't wake him up."

"OK, but he could just be badly injured. We'll send a chopper to pick him up."

"But you can't replace him in the Oval Office ?"

"Not yet, he might still be alive. Is there some way you can make sure he's dead ?"

"Wait a minute."

{sound of footsteps walking away. then a gunshot.}

Hegseth gets back on the line. "OK, now what ?"

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