So. has Trump given up on the Nobel Peace Prize?

[OAITW r.2.0]

Perhaps he will create and award himself, the 1st Trump War Prize.

[oasis]

1. House Speaker Mikey Mouse Johnson gave him

the first ever “America First Award”.
That’ll have to do.

[unblock]

2. He still wants a Nobel peace prize and he will keep waging unprovoked wars until he gets one.

[fujiyamasan]

3. They should have given him a fake version

Now he’s going to blow up the world because his fee fees were hurt.

[dgauss]

4. At some point he will demand the nobel peace prize

for his accomplishments in Iran.

[H2O Man]

5. Likely when he

stops the US attack on Iran, he will claim he stopped the war.

[dgauss]

6. It will be amazing,

something no other total loser president has ever been able to do before.

[Attilatheblond]

7. Seems he's trying for Putin's Employee of the Month now

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Trump's "rationale": You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.