Trump's Bizarre Easter Post? He Didn't Write it. The Borowitz Report.

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People around the world asked: how could the president of the United States write such a thing?

Answer: he didn’t.

Trump has employed ghostwriters since 1987 when he published The Art of the Deal, and I’m convinced that this gem of diplomacy belongs to that tradition.

Why? Like many sentient people, I found this post shocking, but not for its profanity or threatened war crimes, which are both very on-brand for Trump.

What struck me was the post’s jarring use of correct spelling and punctuation. That’s irrefutable evidence that Trump wasn’t its author.

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[UpInArms]

1. I really don't care who wrote it

The fact that it was published under his name is sufficient ownership

No person in that office should ever escape the consequences of the actions that that put out in their name

He is unfit in so many ways and it is inexcusable

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) SOAP

[sop]

3. Whoever actually inputs these deranged screeds into his social media page, they're just taking dictation from the boss.

[Wonder Why]

4. It was written by AU - artificial unintelligence.

[ProfessorGAC]

5. It Was Miller

The threats are all part of his wet dreams.