Trump "News Conference" today. He'll claim he personally parachuted into Iran and saved the pilot himself.

[Miles Archer]

OTHER TOPICS:

1). The SCOTUS are BASTARD PEOPLE and I HATE THEIR ASS FACES

2). My BALLROOM is the greatest achievement in all of Western Civilization

3). Republicans need to PASS MY VOTER SUPPRESSION BILL immediately or I will call them names they won't like

4). I haven't pooped in 18 days but rumors of my failing health are all fake news

[dalton99a]

1. "I don't think there's anything going to get me in heaven. So I'm going to kill everyone."

[ColoringFool]

2. "I Still Prefer Pilots Who Don't Get Shot Down."

[LaRaven]

3. Any of these are possible! 😳

Let’s hope he claims even one of these topics ( I like #4 myself )
He’s most certainly proving himself unhinged and demented.

Scary times

[Jerry2144]

4. I hope his only words are:

“Urrrgh” followed by a loud thump as his hamberders finally kick in. I just hope he falls forward, not backward. The impact of his fat keister smooshing his diaper and squirting turn contents out like popping as pimple would be pretty nasty

[Baitball Blogger]

5. As long as there were no American casualties

Due to the rescue, he just might get away with it.

[Vinca]

6. I figured he'd talking about the fucking Easter egg roll rather than the fucking war. There were gold eggs, right?