Trump says he's going to Venezuela and run for president there

[bigtree]

Acyn @Acyn 1h
Trump: I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language, and I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president.

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[Johonny]

1. Im okay with him trying this

I got a feeling how it will work out.

[Cha]

37. And take wifezilla with the zombie.

[Lifeafter70]

2. Wish he would go today

I'm sure there will be dancing in the streets if he did.

Just not in Venezuela

[leftstreet]

3. Adios n/t

[PuraVidaDreamin]

8. Estpida cara de verga naranja.

[leftstreet]

14. LOL

[wnylib]

34. ˇCaramba! ˇQue lenguaje! Pero es tambien chistoso.

[lame54]

4. Trump is now a writer for The Onion

[Irish_Dem]

30. Trump is so psychotic he is now funnier than the onion.

Tragic but funny.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. He's "good at language"?

How many foreign languages does he speak?

I'm guessing he means that when he's finished destroying the United States, he'll go destroy Venezuela next. Nuttier than a fruitcake.

[wnylib]

35. He hasn't learned English yet.

[MustLoveBeagles]

6. If I didn't laugh I'd cry

[malaise]

7. How does any great country allow this lunatic to remain

in power. Stark raving mad on steroids

[Lovie777]

9. And ICE will deport all the brown people...................

[rampartd]

10. headline from a mere month ago .....

‘I’m Not Learning Your Damn Language’: Trump Addresses Latin American Leaders at His ‘Shield Of The Americas’ Summit

[3catwoman3]

17. "I'm Not Learning Your Damn Language"

First thing that came to mind when I read his stupid statement.

And he sucks at speaking English, so there's no way he's "good at languages." He might know how to say "grab 'em by the pussy" in several.

[Blues Heron]

11. How long is America going to tolerate this sick farce?

[sop]

28. I ask myself the same question every day.

[displacedvermoter]

12. Neither he nor his wife can complete a proper sentence in English

[WmChris]

13. How about leaving today?

I guessing the Spanish lessons would be an immediate problem, even though he claims he really good with languages.

[Rver]

15. LUNATIC!!!

Jfc!

[MIButterfly]

16. The only language he's good at is gibberish because it sure isn't English.

He is such an idiot of gigantic proportions, a huge idiot like the world has never seen before. Big, strong, burly men come up to him with tears streaming down their faces, saying "Sir! Sir! How do you do it? How can you out-idiot all the other idiots that ever lived since the dawn of all time?"

[tanyev]

18. I'm sure he could quickly make as much sense in Spanish as he does in English.

[hlthe2b]

19. Monstruo Asesino Venenoso...

Let that be the first Spanish you learn, you a'hole. (Murderous, Poisonous, Monster)

And then the Spanish for what will befall him after a trial in Venezuelan courts.

[Emrys]

20. The Venezuelan president must be a Venezuelan citizen from birth and have no other nationality

How d'you like them apples, you hideous rapidly deflating blimp?

The Venezuelan president also must not be "subject to any conviction by final judgment".

Strike 2.

That's as much as I'm willing to waste my beautiful mind on this attention-seeking claptrap.

[dweller]

21. He still needs a Russian interpreter for Vlad daddy

You’d think by now after all these years as an asset …

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[LisaL]

22. Why wait until he is finished here?

Do it now!

[markie]

23. he is fucking crazy

when will this madness end

[MorbidButterflyTat]

24. Bye, then!

Have a miserable, dangerous trip!

[DoBW]

25. Hurry up and GTFO

take the Kit Kat Club girl with you

[BeyondGeography]

26. "I'm good at language."

What an absolute dumbshit.

[bucolic_frolic]

27. The delusions are bigger and coming faster now

Breakthrough to reality could occur any day

[Ilsa]

29. Good. Next prez can bomb it, arrest him, and finally

put him in prison for his crimes here.

Or, he can move to Iran where he can visit putin more often.

[struggle4progress]

31. Why not go to Iran and run for I-ah-told-ja there?

[Bayard]

32. You can't make this shit up....

Gotta hope his monstrous ego will be the end of him.

"According to the Constitution of Venezuela (Articles 227 and 229), a president must be a Venezuelan citizen by birth and cannot hold any other nationality."

[Luciferous]

33. Can he do us all a favor and go now?

[malaise]

36. This was four weeks ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1WnNOiE5AuY

A stark raving mad liar - he’s not even OK with English - see reign v rain.

[flvegan]

38. Wait...this is real? This actually happened?

What a joke this moron is.