Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died after breathlessly recounting how he heroically rescued the downed pilot, the Apollo 13 astronauts, the Lindbergh baby, and Private Ryan?

Stroked out in giddy excitement over his plan to deploy nukes in Iran?

Simultaneously struck by lightning, bitten by a shark, and flattened by a meteorite, which is statistically more likely than his obsequious cabinet invoking the 25th on him?


Just fucking died already, for literally any reason at all?

I mean come on, dammit!

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) AAUGH!

[Celerity]

2. nope

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. I have a dream..it would save mankind.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

19. We all share in your vision of world peace!

[SheltieLover]

18. Rfn would be perfect!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

4. No but

Look at his hand
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221152654

[IronLionZion]

5. Shark would probably spit it out because of the toxic taste

[Blumancru]

6. Last functioning brain cell goes offline

Respiration ceases.

[twodogsbarking]

7. They also serve who dance and wait...........

[malaise]

8. Ha

You win the thread today 😂

[twodogsbarking]

9. I relinquish my award to Orrex and award you with ice cream.........

[malaise]

10. For this DUzy?😀

Died after breathlessly recounting how he heroically rescued the downed pilot, the Apollo 13 astronauts, the Lindbergh baby, and Private Ryan?

[twodogsbarking]

11. May I add that he found Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan.

[malaise]

12. Hahaha

Why not?

[Joinfortmill]

13. No, and now he is stark raving mad.

[malaise]

14. NOW?

Meh! He’s been mad for decades.

[surfered]

16. Must be soon. They've approved plans for his Presidential Library

[SheltieLover]

17. Lost on the dark side of the moon?

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Door #3 seems like a safe bet, Orrex! Triple the chance of putting him out of the world's misery.

[hlthe2b]

20. The American Public hearing Trump's spew this am...

"Why the hell isn't he dead?!!!!!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

32. Aw

Poor thing. You'll get your wish someday.

[AllaN01Bear]

21. greetings from the night shift

well, my pinky finger remains in the down and locked position. dang nabbit jim kirk

[Gordcanuck]

22. Not yet but he

will be gently escorted off the stage very soon. The return to true democracy, a rocky road for America, will begin.

[Joinfortmill]

23. It's coming. One way or the other, this guy's toast is almost done.

[no_hypocrisy]

24. Mistook Squishy Butter for the real thing and choked.

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[SheltieLover]

25. Well, you've found a great use for the butter!

[LeftInTX]

26. Accidentally bombed himself like the coyote in Looney Tunes. Bad aim!

[surfered]

27. I'm stealing this

[hlthe2b]

29. Ahh, memories...

If only...

[malaise]

31. Morphed into this overnight

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221155572#post2

[Wicked Blue]

28. Iranian secret plot to reverse-flush all the White House toilets

so he succumbs in his own excrement.

Bombarded by algebra problems until his head explodes. (Algebra was invented by the Persians).

[LetMyPeopleVote]

30. I want the Obama tan suit day to come again