So is his new name "two weeks" or

[malaise]

“Too weak”😀😀

Help me out Jen Psaki

[spooky3]

1. That was great!

[malaise]

2. I was literally laughing out loud

I had no idea he had used “two weeks” so often 😀

[Generic Other]

3. Nailed it!

Bada boom!

[malaise]

4. TWTACO

[BigmanPigman]

5. Does tRump play poker? If he does, he must really suck at it

I don't know how to play myself but I do know that "bluffing" is about 50% of the game. If Iran were playing poker with the fucking moron they would win, hands down. "Worst Poker Player In The History Of The World" award goes to tRump.

[malaise]

7. That's the truth

. "Worst Poker Player In The History Of The World" award goes to tRump.

[yellow dahlia]

15. It's a major award.

[SergeStorms]

24. That, right there.....

is the way to bore into tRump's brain. Flattery, constant ego stroking, and making him think everything is his idea is the path to his psyche. Putin knew this decades ago.

[BigmanPigman]

26. But it's not Italian

[Intractable]

19. Let us not forget, he actually owned and bankrupted a few casinos.

How does one lose money owning a casino?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-owned-several-atlantic-181258334.html

[displacedvermoter]

6. Time spans of note:

A Friedman is six months,

A Scaramucci is 10 days,

A Trump is two weeks

[malaise]

8. Nicely played

😀

[displacedvermoter]

11. The Friedman was always my favorite!

A six month period during which time the Bush Administration would reach a turning point in the War on Terror. Often brought up after a conversation with some cab driver in Tel Aviv or Amman. Never proved accurate, ever.

[Intractable]

20. There is debate about the absolute value of a Scaramucci. Some say it is 11 days.

Last edited Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:31 AM - Edit history (1)

A "Scaramucci" (or mooch) is a nonscientific unit of time equal to 11 days. It is defined by the length of Anthony Scaramucci's brief tenure as White House Communications Director in 2017. Although often cited as 10 days by some outlets, Scaramucci himself refers to it as 11 days.

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+long+is+a+scaramucci

[oldsoldierfadingfast]

9. Was formulating in my mind...

a post re: Trump's use of 'two weeks' when I read this. Was happy to see this as it was much better than what I was thinking. Thanks!

[malaise]

10. Thank Jen

She had a comprehensive list of his use of “two weeks” - he uses it all the time. I had no idea that he used it so often.

Apparently she has really paid attention to his two weeks trick

This is from last year

Add

[WestMichRad]

12. In two weeks...

He’ll come up with another way to manipulate the stock market.

[cliffside]

13. From 2020 - Trump's Health Care Plan Has Been 'Two Weeks Away' For Months

Back to the Future: Trump’s History of Promising a Health Plan That Never Comes
AUGUST 13, 2020
https://kffhealthnews.org/news/back-to-the-future-trumps-history-of-promising-a-health-plan-that-never-comes/

[3catwoman3]

14. For a while, he was called Donnie Two Scoops.

Donnie Two Weeks is also good.

[malaise]

16. Love it

Lawrence is tearing him a new one right now 😀

[3catwoman3]

22. Lawrence is very good at doing that...

and always manages to do it with an impressive combination of cold fury, steely dignity, and class.

Lawrence is my commentator crush, along with Michael Steele.

[Wounded Bear]

17. Probably media influenced...

as in two weeks is about how long one can spin a line of bullshit before the next distraction is necessary.

[spooky3]

18. Borowitz: DJT gives himself a 2 week deadline to come up with a new distraction

“ WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an eleventh-hour announcement on Tuesday night, Donald J. Trump gave himself a two-week deadline to come up with a new distraction from the Epstein files.

“Threatening to annihilate a nation of 90 million people worked for about a day, but now I need to come up with something else,” Trump said in a Truth Social post.

Immediately after his announcement, Trump summoned his entire Cabinet to the Situation Room to brainstorm ideas before the two-week window expires.

Distractions reportedly being considered include naming Kid Rock Attorney General, replacing Lincoln’s head on the Lincoln Memorial with his own, and putting Hannibal Lecter’s face on the dollar bill.”

(From TBR Substack email)

[malaise]

31. Love it

😂

[moondust]

21. TACOTWIT

Trump Always Chickens Out Two Weeks Is Typical

[BidenRocks]

23. Watch Jimmy Kimmel on YT

About 2 minutes in he does 'Two Weeks'.

[malaise]

33. Thanks

[fierywoman]

25. The details of Melania's immigration/naturalization were supposed to be out in 2 weeks during the first admin.

[JoseBalow]

27. Donny Fortnight

[displacedvermoter]

29. Outstanding!

[Jack Valentino]

28. How is "two weeks" his 'new name'? I thought that was

his 'old name'.......




All the same, I'm glad for another 'two weeks',
as I really didn't want to DIE tonight while I slept!


Think I will get my pound of ground beef out of the freezer to thaw,
so that I can make TACOS tomorrow--- while I still have the chance!

YES, they not????

[Fichefinder]

30. Tweeker

[Martin Eden]

32. Comprehensive plans for infrastructure & health care are also just two weeks away!

Or was that from his first term?