Trump declares he is better than General Lee

[Johonny]

At losing wars. This is the biggest loss in American history. A lot of people were saying it couldn't be done. They said to me, Sir you can't lose a war in more humiliating fashion than General Lee. And I told him, I'm going to lose, and I'm going to lose so bigly people will be writing about it in history books for centuries to come, so jump onboard loser, we are going losing. Like you've never seen before!

[neverforget]

1. Bobby Lee's surrender anniversary is April 9

[calimary]

4. Oooooh! Coming right up!

Thursday of THIS week!

[fujiyamasan]

5. That also coincides with last year's TACO

[Dave Bowman]

2. Lee and the hillbillies had no chance in hell.

Also, that piece of shit was extremely violent with the slaves. Even for his time. Makes me sick.

[flvegan]

3. "Even the Duke boys agreed with me on this." -DJT, probably