Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed while trying to stop France from taking its own gold from the NY Fed Reserve?

Heartbroken that he didn't get to murder 93 million people?

Killed by any of ~8B people in an act of wholly-justified self-defense?'


Just fucking died already for literally any--ANY--reason at all?

[Coldwater]

1. No But

[malaise]

3. Damn that is good

Rec

[malaise]

2. No but

Hopefully in two weeks😀
https://democraticunderground.com/100221156882

[Goonch]

4. ;-{} Tsunami

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

9. Soon. Like rfn soon!

[twodogsbarking]

6. Insect spray. Round Up.

[LymphocyteLover]

7. Where's Gaia when you need it? The planet needs to take out it's biggest threat!

[SheltieLover]

8. Not that we know of, but it is still early. Plenty of time for a party!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[2MuchNoise]

10. Choked on his big fat Tuesday night TACO.

[NNadir]

11. The question of an act of self defense is striking.

I oppose both military coups as well as assassinations I'm somewhat unwilling to believe that all 8 billion of us, as well as the thousands of high ranking military officers we have are all like me.

The problem in terms of a coup is that engineering one because one has sworn to defend the Constitution and not a small minded dementia ridden pedophile is a contradiction in terms.

The US Constitution has functioned amazingly well for more than two centuries with occasional hiccups but it's showing its age. This isn't a hiccup. This is choking on an obstructed airway. There isn't a Heimlich maneuver that can save it at this point to push the metaphor further than justified.

The bigger problem is that in the internet age there is no body of enlightened political thinkers to correspond to the fellows who crowded into Independence hall in the late 18th century, certainly not in a nation that voted a criminal ignorant unintelligent pervert to lead it.

[surfered]

12. Sorry, not prepared today. I retreated to the fallout shelter yesterday with that bottle of Champagne I've been saving.

Happy to wake up this morning to find out we’re all still alive. Have to go buy another for that blessed day to come.
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[hlthe2b]

13. *Breaking* Federal Judge approves EMERGENCY RENOVATION to White House!!!

"It was absolutely needed without delay, stated DC District Judge in response to emergency request"

[malaise]

14. ROFL

😂😂😂

[bluestarone]

15. I know this is just a gif BUT so much fun to watch!!!

LOVE IT!

[leftstreet]

17. LOL

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. Lol

And a for the furry friend.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. The world is looking forward to a celebration

[electric_blue68]

18. I will repeat the old Soviet Union story/joke.....

Man goes to the newsstand.
Picks up a newspaper, and looks at the front page. Puts it back down.
Day 2: Repeats the same thing.
Day 3: Repeats the same action. This time as he puts the paper back down the Newsstand Operator asks him: "What are you looking for?
Man: "The obituaries.".
Operator: "They're in the back, not on the front page.".
Man: "This one will.".

[struggle4progress]

20. He's dead to me! And if he calls to invite me to dinner, I'm not picking up!