Jonathan Karl: This morning, I asked President Trump if he's okay with the Iranians charging a toll for all ships...

[demmiblue]

— Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) 2026-04-08T12:27:33.254Z

[BeyondGeography]

1. Just gimme a cut man!

I want my cut!

[dalton99a]

2. "Let's share the protection money"

The world will remember that it was free before he started the war

[Johonny]

3. He will get nothing and like it.

[chicoescuela]

6. Dumb fuck

He hadn’t heard of this and just says the stupid thing that pops in his head

[underpants]

10. I want a hamburger no I want a hot dog

[sop]

4. Mafia Don: "You should let me wet my beak a little...I don't want a lot, just enough to wet my beak."

[gab13by13]

5. Did he negotiate this deal with all of the countries that use Hormuz?

Why do we post his nonsense? The man is obviously demented to the point of being irrational.

We need to stop pretending what he does and says is sane.

Will his buddy Prince Bone Saw agree to pay 2 million dollars per ship going through Hormuz?

[highplainsdem]

7. Aaron Rupar: The guy is loonier than a shithouse rat.

Trump went from making genocidal threats against Iran to becoming business partners with Iran in 24 hours.

The guy is loonier than a shithouse rat.

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-04-08T13:17:19.615Z

[City Lights]

8. Full-blown nutter. nt

[Baitball Blogger]

9. This is the man that the MAGAs admired.

Because they liked his boss moves.

Trust me, there are still some who still like him for the same reason.

[kerouac2]

11. And then Trump said...

[Hey Joe]

12. He can't stand the idea of being left out of the grift

That is his idea of hell.
No matter what, he must get his cut!
The dirtier the lucre, the sweeter the deal!