I know it's crazy, but as an alternative, White House staffers could simply choose not to commit any crimes.

[Swede]

I know it’s crazy, but as an alternative, White House staffers could simply choose not to commit any crimes.

— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) 2026-04-10T21:56:56.316Z

[bucolic_frolic]

1. It reeks of conspiracy. He put them up to it. /nft

[displacedvermoter]

2. That horse left the barn early on in this rodeo

[Jarqui]

3. I guess the staff is counting on the cholesterol from Big Macs doesn't get him quickly ...

[Martin Eden]

4. Is it actually possible for a White House staffer to do his bidding

Without committing a crime?

[justaprogressive]

5. They wonder why they're in trouble

[malaise]

6. Yah think?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221163942

[Hugin]

7. They have been doing it for 248 years without mass pardons...

It doesn't seem like it would be that difficult.



The concept of a blanket pardon remains untested, anyway. Although, with the current SCrOTUS it's a no brainer which way that test would go.

[MineralMan]

8. Yabbut what fun would that be?

And where would the grift come from?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. Commit no crimes? Where's the profit in that? nt