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kairos12

(13,614 posts)
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 10:15 PM 12 hrs ago

There was once a man

who was sometimes bothered by hornets in his yard. He decides to whack the nest with a bat, backyard no longer available.

He negotiates with the hornets. They say buzz off.

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There was once a man (Original Post) kairos12 12 hrs ago OP
There once was a man with a wasp's nest in his garage. He took the torch to them. No more garage. (true) usonian 11 hrs ago #1

usonian

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1. There once was a man with a wasp's nest in his garage. He took the torch to them. No more garage. (true)
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 11:06 PM
11 hrs ago

I was out sealing a gutter downspout that leaked, even after wrapping it with magic waterproof tape.

I took the torch to it, hoping it would really seal this time. Awaiting results. Home is intact.



I dunno if it worked yet, but when it clears Monday, there's always the magic spray seal ready to apply.

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