Hearing Trump is going to block the Strait of Hormuz...I can only think of this.

[Boo1]

[-misanthroptimist]

1. It was the first thing I thought of, too.

[bif]

2. How do you "black a Straight"?

[Igel]

3. well ...

Strictly speaking you could "black a straight" by making sure it's a straight using just clubs or spades. Or maybe dipping somebody who's straight in black paint or tar? Or even better, Vantablack!

Then again, the OP talked about a "strait," and I assume that it's a typo for "block the Strait."

[Biophilic]

4. Best laugh I've had in days. I'd forgotten about that scene.

And, yes, it's perfect.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. TOFU: Trump Only Fucks Up

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