Pic Of The Moment: A Helpful Guide To Whatever This Is

[EarlG]

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Trump Posts Jesus-Like Picture of Himself Performing Miracle on Sick Man, Minutes After Ramping Up Feud With Pope Leo

Even MAGA Recoils at Trump Cosplaying as Christ in Deranged Post

[BootinUp]

1. And he posted it after trashing Pope Leo again

according to this article

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/pope-leo-donald-trump-response-b2956554.html

[homegirl]

60. I want to know

who assembled this collage for him!

[BootinUp]

61. Pretty sure it's an example of AI generated "art".

[bleedingulcers]

65. But...

(AI ignoramus here) doesn't someone have to specify the various "ingredients" that appear in the image? Or can you just ask AI to general an image calculated to offend as many people as possible and get this kind of result?
Inquiring minds...

[seabiscuit5920]

2. Trump's new health care plan!

Wow - - Trump's new health care plan does not increase the deficit. We should all bow down to our perfect leader.

[Ray Bruns]

15. At least it would be a plan.

[BattleRow]

30. A concept of a plan...

[IthinkThereforeIAM]

89. Or in other words...

... flatulence.

"These are results for flatulence

AI Overview
Flatulence (passing gas) is a normal bodily function caused by swallowing air or bacterial fermentation of undigested carbohydrates in the gut. It typically occurs 5 to 20 times daily. While usually harmless, causes include high-fiber foods, dairy, or digestive issues. Symptoms often include bloating or discomfort, with treatment focusing on dietary changes, such as reducing fermented foods and eating slowly" -- Google

[surfered]

3. All in favor of crucifying the false prophet....

[BattleRow]

55. Wonder if Ms Leavitt will be able to resurrect Trump after this debacle.

The Leavittator?
I suspect she will be taking maternity leave soon.
How far can you go in defending the indefensible?

[surfered]

62. The sweet, lying lady with a Crucifix around her neck.

[FakeNoose]

83. I'd be happy if we all stoned him

Crucifying takes such a long time, and I'd like to get this over with.

[Maeve]

4. I thought it was Jon Stewart, but Epstein makes more sense

[MineralMan]

5. The Very Definition of Blasphemy

This has to make even evangelical Christians angry. If it does not, I give up.

[Fritz Walter]

23. I like Monty Python's approach...

[jmowreader]

92. "You're only making it worse!"

"Worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!"

[yardwork]

53. It will not.

[MineralMan]

56. You're right, of course.

Isn't that interesting, too?

Christianity - Always Something for Everyone

[yardwork]

68. I clicked around the internet a little bit.

MAGATS (or bots) are responding to it in one of two ways:

1. It's triggering the libs and so we love it.

2. What's wrong with Trump showing how much he loves and cares for us in this beautiful painting.

No joke.

[MineralMan]

69. Yes. I saw similar things.

It is very, very strange.

[yardwork]

70. Many people will never admit they were fooled.

[FailureToCommunicate]

6. AND posted on Orthodox Easter no less.

[eppur_se_muova]

74. If Trmp doesn't regard Catholics as Christians, I don't know what he thinks of the Orthodox Church(es).

Although I'm guessing the Russian Orthodox Patriarch is on speed-dial.

[John1956PA]

7. It looks like the Capitol dome has been replaced with a belfry which supports a giant cross.

[wnylib]

46. Belfry? Must be where Trump gets his batshit from.

[Hugin]

8. I'm guessing that the shiny stuff in his tiny inadequate hands is horse dewormer and UV light...

Possibly some bleach.

Yeah, that’ll bring Jeffery back.

[sop]

19. Light suppository...

[wnylib]

47. Golden suppository.

[magicarpet]

25. The glowing stuff in djt's left hand is trDUMP's shit.

Like a monkey defecates in its hand and then throws it at the viewers lined up at the zoo. trDUMP takes a DUMP in his own hand then smears it on everything and everyone.

If djt rubs his feces on the forehead of the sick or the dead - he can bring the dead back to life or good health

Even Jesus couldn't preform a miracle of that magnitude. This in trDUMP"s mind makes Jesus subordinate to trDUMP The Orange One. Hail & praise to trDUMP The Almighty - AMEN.

[BattleRow]

31. Holy shit...

[MustLoveBeagles]

64. Lol

[MustLoveBeagles]

63. It gives you that unnatural glow 🌟

[eppur_se_muova]

75. I was hoping for Polonium -- an April 1st gift from Vlad. nt

[JoseBalow]

9. ... about to say "Sir"

[Tesha]

10. He, and his sycophants, are...

Uh… badly broken?

[wnylib]

48. Soul sickness

[Johonny]

11. Is this finally Trump's Obamacare replacement plan

[Ray Bruns]

14. At least it would be a plan.

[Martin68]

24. LOL! Well played!

[niyad]

12. His hands are too big, and where are his wrists (what is the wrist version

of cankles???). Too much golden hair, face too young and unlined and thin.

DU'er Maru Kitteh made an excellent point in another thread about this delusional bs. The cap on the medical professional, so we would not mistakenly promote her to "doctor".

I really need a drink. It's 5 o'clock somewhere, yes???

[Martin68]

26. Everybody's an art critic.

[niyad]

35. Especially when it ruins my breakfast!

[Ray Bruns]

13. "Satan just checking in on his protege"

I was wondering what the hell that was.

[Harker]

16. I've heard many people shout, "Jesus Christ!" when they see his image, or hear him speak.

[Lovie777]

17. I thought that was Epstein...................

Sorry, I can't imagine shithole putting that together. He could have directed someone else tho.

[luv2fly]

38. I can't imagine him even directing anyone to do it

That would require creative thought and he's a dullard.

More likely one of his ridiculous young overly well paid Lard-A-Maga-lipped staff did it on their own, showed it to him and he gave it a thumbs up.

[Kid Berwyn]

18. Soundtrack

[EarlG]

20. Let the eagle soar!!!

Perfect. Haven’t heard that in years…..

[Kid Berwyn]

22. The Johnny Ashcan Singers*

Hiding statuesque bosoms to open the way for kakistocracy.

* AG and sound machine

[niyad]

21. I tell people that, because I love them, I will NOT sing "Happy Birthday"

to them. Would that ashy had similar self-awareness.

[Kid Berwyn]

28. Before 9-11, Johnny stopped flying commercial...

AG John Ashcroft was warned not to fly commercial airlines in July, 2091. So he got Uncle Sam to pay for a private jet so he could shuttle to Missouri to fish. Of course, he failed to warn the American flying public.



Ashcroft Flying High

BY CBSNEWS.COM STAFF
JULY 26, 2001 / 7:04 PM / CBS

Fishing rod in hand, Attorney General John Ashcroft left on a weekend trip to Missouri Thursday afternoon aboard a chartered government jet, reports CBS News Correspondent Jim Stewart.

In response to inquiries from CBS News over why Ashcroft was traveling exclusively by leased jet aircraft instead of commercial airlines, the Justice Department cited what it called a "threat assessment" by the FBI, and said Ashcroft has been advised to travel only by private jet for the remainder of his term.

"There was a threat assessment and there are guidelines. He is acting under the guidelines," an FBI spokesman said. Neither the FBI nor the Justice Department, however, would identify what the threat was, when it was detected or who made it.

A senior official at the CIA said he was unaware of specific threats against any Cabinet member, and Ashcroft himself, in a speech in California, seemed unsure of the nature of the threat.

"I don't do threat assessments myself and I rely on those whose responsibility it is in the law enforcement community, particularly the FBI. And I try to stay within the guidelines that they've suggested I should stay within for those purposes," Ashcroft said.

Source: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ashcroft-flying-high/

In addition to being an assault on truth, reason and all our senses, Republicans really know how to hurt a democracy.

[niyad]

34. I remember that!

[BootinUp]

39. An oldie but a Goldie.

[Kid Berwyn]

45. There must be an LP version.

Ashcroft rallies troops with song

Katy Kay
BBC, March 4, 2002

America's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, has taken his fondness for morning prayer meetings at the US Department of Justice one step further - he is asking his staff to start the day by singing patriotic songs he wrote himself.

The move has alarmed employees, who seem less than taken with their bosses' musical skills.

Mr Ashcroft himself gives a gutsy rendition of his own tune, Let the Eagle Soar, whose title reflects the song's patriotic spirit.

The deeply Christian attorney general, fired by the country's wartime spirit, has begun distributing printouts of the lyrics to his tune at Justice Department meetings so that his staff can join in.

Spanish speakers are being recruited to translate the song, which has curious shades of Neil Diamond in its tinkly country and western rhymes.

Continues like the GOP warmongering to the present day...

Source via Internet Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20021016004355/http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1854922.stm

"Have you heard the song? It really sucks." -- Department of Justice lawyer

[ck4829]

27. The prompt definitely had "big hands" in it

[OnlinePoker]

29. Crust is risen. n/t

[chouchou]

32. This..This beautiful Donald Trump Artistry has moved me.

(Ok..A bowel movement)

[Hugin]

36. Me too.

Then again maybe it’s the caffeine.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

33. I am Jewish and this picture offends the heck out me

trump is not well

[Exp]

37. Is the word "sick" still used as a compliment? Totally SICK! nt

[Biophilic]

40. Oh, Earl, what a 'bad' boy. That was masterfully done.

And way more 'realistic' than the original. NOW I understand it. Before it just looked like a crazy person had put it together.

[AKwannabe]

41. Antichrist

MAGA should be very afraid.
If they believe in the Book of Revelation.
This is the Antichrist.
They are his followers.

Keep it up dumbasses

[wnylib]

52. Satan in disguise. Spread the word around to MAGAs.

[Bluetus]

42. What The Everloving Fuck?

That is all. Get this guy to a mental hospital, stat.

[hay rick]

43. We live in biblical times!

[Dave Bowman]

44. He keeps getting saner.

[BumRushDaShow]

49. ...

[Bristlecone]

50. He truly believes he is the second coming

His ego knows no bounds

[FakeNoose]

84. No ... he's just yanking their chain because the some of the MAGA cultists believe it

[yardwork]

51. I'm fascinated by the Satan like figure at 12 o'clock.

What does it mean?

[Hugin]

66. Since its an AI generated image...

That character is likely lifted from existing images. I have seen carvings and sculptures which have a similar profile from the Bronze Age. Like Babylonian and Sumerian.

So it would seem Trump is inadvertently invoking Zuul (from Ghostbusters) or some other distinctly non-judeo christian deity.

[yardwork]

67. It could be Beelzebub.

[twodogsbarking]

54. You can't be serious. J. McEnroe.

[Fil1957]

57. There is a more accurate portrayal of Trump. In fact, unlike the above, it's an acutual unretouched photo. You can see

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it at: https://www.aol.com/articles/eagle-eyed-viewers-spotted-something-181414210.html

I'm not religious, but it even gives me the creeps.

[BattleRow]

91. They are Golden horns, mind you!

[Sneederbunk]

58. To be hung in all federal buildings?

[Rebl2]

59. He just

gets even more disgusting/disturbing every day.

[Fla Dem]

71. Disgusting, absolutely diabolical. He has no sense of decency or respect for other people.

[EnergizedLib]

72. Apparently, it got deleted

Which tells me it was a mistake to ever post it.

[wnylib]

93. NPR reported that he deletec ut after walking it back with the claim

that he was not portraying himself as Jesus. He was portraying a doctor because he heals people and does a lot of good for a lot of people.

Yeah, right, spawn of Satan.

[Texin]

73. Jesus wept.

[LilElf70]

76. Don't ya ever wonder,

what sick son of a bitch on his staff was behind this? It certainly wasn't Trump. He's nowhere smart enough
Gee, there's so many to choose from

[BootinUp]

77. Trump deleted it. The internet made it more accurate.

https://substack.com/@deanblundell/note/c-242804505

Can’t embed the image currently.

[Norrrm]

78. Trump's Jesus Advisor Will Resurrect Your Dead Relatives For Low, Low Price of $1,144!

Trump’s Jesus Advisor Will Resurrect Your Dead Relatives For Low, Low Price of $1,144!

https://www.wonkette.com/trump-christian-advisor-paula-white-ressurection-seed#5jY3eGVTSIvTXKVA.99

[Norrrm]

79. Pat Robertson said we have the power to raise the dead

Pat Robertson steps down as '700 Club' host after 60 years

PR said we have the power to raise the dead.

Going to be interesting to see if his son resurrects him or if Gordan keeps all the money for himself.

Has anyone seen PR lately?

[Blue Owl]

80. I think AI is partly to blame for Dump and MAGA's distorted sense of self-grandeur

It's too easy for any idiot to generate some ridiculous Rambo-themed graphic to post for the sheep who eat it up like manna from the heavens.

God I fucking hate AI some (most) days....

[orleans]

81. satan is holding hands with someone -- is that supposed to be a soldier or trump in his afterlife? idk nt

[ffr]

82. For everything he does like this where his followers are okay with it

Democrats should replace him with Michael Dukakis or Barack Obama or any former or would-be president. I'd just like to see how that would go over with his flock of boot lickers.

[Texin]

85. I''m surprised he didn't spontaneously combust as he was posting this outrage.

[FakeNoose]

86. EarlG this is great, but I think you've missed something

Chump hasn't looked like this for at least 25 years, maybe longer. Whoever did this artwork is playing up to Chump's extreme vanity. It's like those "collector" cards where he's wearing the Superman outfit. They took about 150 pounds off him, and made him look like he's 40 years old. In this "fake Jesus" thing he looks like about 50, with REAL hair!

[TygrBright]

87. I like the random male-looking hands coming into frame from the bottom...

Also, they both appear to be right hands, so it's two different caucasians.

Who definitely look older. And male.

Reaching up from the underworld to haul their pedo-bro down into the demonic pizza parlor basement?

It just keeps getting weirder...

nauseatedly,
Bright

[twodogsbarking]

88. "stupid is as Stupid Does"

He is winning

[MiHale]

90. Thanks Earl I was confused...

I called my doctor today to ask for the Glowing Ball Therapy….thought I was crazy…hmm.