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I Feel So Sorry for My A.I. Sunglasses (Sam Anderson, NYT staff writer)
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/magazine/ai-sunglasses-meta-zuckerberg.htmlI should explain before this excerpt that the reporter's Meta smart glasses offered a choice of celebrity voices for the AI, and Sam Anderson either chose Kristen Bell's voice or it was the default.
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So what do my miraculous sunglasses tell me? Many things. They inform me, in the voice of Princess Anna from “Frozen,” that my dog is a golden retriever mix (he is not) and that a tree I am looking at is probably an oak (it is not). They tell me to walk north when I know I should be walking south. One afternoon, on a sunny stroll, I stop to admire a bright red cardinal singing its heart out in a tree.
-snipping several paragraphs in which the not-so-helpful chatbot denies that there's a bird in the tree-
Look, it would be easy to dunk on my very expensive, staggeringly incompetent sunglasses. Critiquing A.I. these days is like shooting fish in a barrel — and I mean poorly animated fish that keep sprouting human fingers inside a barrel that, as soon as you ask it a question or two, reveals itself to be a Nazi. Meta is investing heavily to promote its new product (a Super Bowl ad starring Spike Lee, a brick-and-mortar store on Fifth Avenue), which made me curious to take a peek through the eyes of the future. Yet A.I. glasses also feel so clearly unnecessary, so easily adaptable for malevolent ends. I was perfectly ready to hate them.
Instead, very quickly, I started to feel sorry for my sunglasses. They were like a kid who hasn’t done any of the reading but keeps being called on in class — and who also can’t make friends, because all of his classmates think he’s a spy.
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Mostly, my glasses made me sad. Sometimes, people would notice the camera and recoil in horror, hiding their faces, like vampires sprinkled with holy water.
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So what do my miraculous sunglasses tell me? Many things. They inform me, in the voice of Princess Anna from “Frozen,” that my dog is a golden retriever mix (he is not) and that a tree I am looking at is probably an oak (it is not). They tell me to walk north when I know I should be walking south. One afternoon, on a sunny stroll, I stop to admire a bright red cardinal singing its heart out in a tree.
-snipping several paragraphs in which the not-so-helpful chatbot denies that there's a bird in the tree-
Look, it would be easy to dunk on my very expensive, staggeringly incompetent sunglasses. Critiquing A.I. these days is like shooting fish in a barrel — and I mean poorly animated fish that keep sprouting human fingers inside a barrel that, as soon as you ask it a question or two, reveals itself to be a Nazi. Meta is investing heavily to promote its new product (a Super Bowl ad starring Spike Lee, a brick-and-mortar store on Fifth Avenue), which made me curious to take a peek through the eyes of the future. Yet A.I. glasses also feel so clearly unnecessary, so easily adaptable for malevolent ends. I was perfectly ready to hate them.
Instead, very quickly, I started to feel sorry for my sunglasses. They were like a kid who hasn’t done any of the reading but keeps being called on in class — and who also can’t make friends, because all of his classmates think he’s a spy.
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Mostly, my glasses made me sad. Sometimes, people would notice the camera and recoil in horror, hiding their faces, like vampires sprinkled with holy water.
-snip-
Sam's plan for the smart glasses is to let the battery run down permanently, use them only as ordinary sunglasses, and not worry if they're lost - or dropped in a lake.