Donnie Dumfuck's Historic Victory Over Canada

[Pluvious]

He sure show them despicable Canucks !!

What was meant to be a show of force has spiraled into a full-blown agricultural disaster. T.r.u.m.p’s latest potash tariffs were designed to pressure Canada, but instead they detonated inside America’s own farming heartland. In an emergency meeting at the U.S. Department of Agriculture, a senior Trump adviser reportedly admitted the unthinkable: the policy had backfired so badly that American farmers may not survive the growing season.

Canada wasted no time. As the world’s largest potash supplier, Ottawa redirected exports to Asia and Europe within days, locking in billion-dollar contracts and tightening its grip on the global fertilizer market. One Canadian official mocked the situation bluntly, saying that if the U.S. doesn’t want Canadian potash, the rest of the world gladly will.

On the ground in Iowa, the consequences turned personal. A U.S. farmer broke down during a live interview, explaining that without Canadian potash, crops simply cannot be grown at scale.

The result is stark: Canada posts record profits and cements its status as the undisputed “fertilizer king,” while the United States loses control of a critical supply chain at the worst possible moment of the planting season.

Analysts are already calling this the worst trade failure of Trump’s year — a pressure tactic that ended up crushing the very people it claimed to defend.

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[underpants]

1. Didn't think that one out either.

[Cheezoholic]

7. Yes, thought requires a brain, lacking this one is ;) n/t

[ananda]

14. Thank you, Yoda.

[tanyev]

2. Like Donny said about Iran, "They weren't supposed to do that."

When delusion meets reality.

[Maru Kitteh]

6. When dementia meets reality.

[Whyisthisstillclose]

3. Stupid is as stupid does

[MustLoveBeagles]

4. Who did a lot of farmers vote for again?

[BidenRocks]

12. If we go through your closet,

how much maga crap will we find?
Dumbasses!

[Fiendish Thingy]

5. This just might hand Dems a senate seat in Iowa

I don’t even know who is running, but they would be fools not to capitalize on the suffering Trump has inflicted on Iowa farmers.

[Cha]

8. A Big Win For Canada! And, a Big loss

for American Farmers... which I take it are a lot of Traitors' voters.

PEDO's Revenge BACKFIRES AGAIN.

[Mblaze]

9. It's trade aikido.

Let the weight of your opponent's petulant tariffs work against him.

[BeneteauBum]

10. Out with the experienced, in with the incompetent sycophants

What could go wrong?

Peace ☮️

[MarcoZandrini]

11. It's simple:

:ETTD

[Bev54]

13. Hmmm I thought Trump was going to get his potash from Belarus now.

[Martin68]

15. It's embarrassing. Trump is such a putz.

[Jack Valentino]

16. Donald is running the country like a "Trump business"---

how many times has he gone bankrupt now??

[COL Mustard]

17. I wonder how much he and his spawn....

Are making from this. Nothing happens accidentally in TrumpWorld.

[LudwigPastorius]

18. Everything that Trump touches dies.

...including the U.S. food supply

[Martin Eden]

19. The HUBRIS of an ignorant bully is a wrecking ball

That, in 15 months, has wrecked the alliances and trade partnerships we've built over the last 80 years.

He has already wrecked our government institutions and federal agencies. Wreckage to the American economy is only just beginning.

Republicans in Congress own this. They fully supported this president when he usurped congressional powers on tariffs, war, and the power of the purse by impounding legislatively appropriated funds.

As for their voters, the FAFO factor has only just begun to kick in. It's one thing to pay more for gas. Wait until food shortages drive grocery prices through the roof.

His mantra during the 2024 election was to keep repeating the words tariffs and groceries, persuading voters on pocketbook issues.

Little did they know how those two things would bite them in the A$$.

Along with the rest of us.