Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Aneurysm from trying not to remember John Eastman when the press asked about his disbarment?

Found dismembered each of the hotel rooms vacated by erstwhile World Cup attendees?

Agreed to meet with the Pope, but en route busted his apse when he got a pew stuck in his rectory?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) Dire Straits

;

[malaise]

5. Go sharkie go!

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[malaise]

2. Bwaaaaah

Nice,y played
Agreed to meet with the Pope, but en route busted his apse when he got a pew stuck in his rectory?

[Coldwater]

3. No, but

[twodogsbarking]

10. Run Trumpesst, run.

[malaise]

4. No but

No one ever ended a war before him
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221177333

[LymphocyteLover]

6. Bwahahaha!!! #3!

[littlemissmartypants]

7. 🌞Good morning! I'm glad that I...

Didn't have a drink of anything before I read #3.

[SheltieLover]

8. Not yet, but #3 is hysterically funny!

[twodogsbarking]

9. Melaaaaaniaaaaah substitutes concrete mix for his Metamucil.

Instant statue.

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

14. I have a dream...

🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[surfered]

12. Sadly, no.

[surfered]

13. As for #3, well played. Who, in their right mind, picks a fight with the Pope?

He’s not in a right mind!

[Blue Owl]

15. Halfway through the Colonel's 48-Piece Death Bucket while on the toilet

[hlthe2b]

16. "The dogs of the world have united in support of all the dog-loving Pope(s)"

"so, you might want to watch your "rectory," orange blob!"

[Martin Eden]

20. Reminds me of Twilight Zone episode "The Hunt"

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0734646/

An elderly man and his hound dog drown while hunting a raccoon. For a while the msn doesn't realize he's dead, then he and his faithful dog walk along a country lane to the afterlife. He is almost lured into what purports to be heaven, but he refuses to enter when the gatekeeper won't allow his dog. He keeps walking, and comes to the real heaven, which of course gladly welcomes our canine companions.

Dogs sometimes have better sense than humans, perceiving evil when people might be deceived. This is one of the reasons there is no dog in the current White House.

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. Dogs know who the good people are

[Joinfortmill]

17. Very very close. TickTock.

[bluestarone]

18. Sorry to say no he's not dead yet. Plus need this for the supreme court citizen ruling.

Have they RULED YET?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Torn apart

When Lindsey Graham and MAGA Mike fought over who got to kiss his ass.