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niyad

(133,967 posts)
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 09:07 AM Apr 29

For my 76th natal day, Dear Multiverse, I just have one TEEEEEENY little wish.

Just one! It would bring so much joy and happiness, and not just for me. Right now would be good. I have a fresh cup of coffee and cake and everything. PLEASE??? Pretty please??? With sprinkles???

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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For my 76th natal day, Dear Multiverse, I just have one TEEEEEENY little wish. (Original Post) niyad Apr 29 OP
Happy birthday, happy birthday, we love you Maeve Apr 29 #1
If only, right? Buckeyeblue Apr 29 #2
Happy Birthday 🎂. I sincerely hope you (we) get your wish. surfered Apr 29 #3
best birthday wishes! markie Apr 29 #4
I wish I could be that young again. rzemanfl Apr 29 #5
Happy Birthday! UpInArms Apr 29 #6
Happy Birthday! mountain grammy Apr 29 #7
"and not just for me"...she said sweetly. yorkster Apr 29 #8
😊🎂🎈🎁🛍️🧯😁 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #9
Happy Birthday niyad malaise Apr 29 #10
Indeed jfz9580m Apr 30 #98
Happy birthday! I have the same wish. Lonestarblue Apr 29 #11
My birthday was last week and we share the same wish biophile Apr 29 #12
Happy birthday dear niyad! Grim Chieftain Apr 29 #13
My natal day is in about 14 days Farmer-Rick Apr 29 #14
Happy birthday niyad! 70sEraVet Apr 29 #15
A life well lived is the best revenge. yardwork Apr 29 #16
Happy Birthday! barbtries Apr 29 #17
Happy Happier Happiest Birthday niyad 🥳 Clouds Passing Apr 29 #18
Happy Natal Date!! 2naSalit Apr 29 #19
niyad, you, are a beast. Prairie_Seagull Apr 29 #20
Happy 76th! Solly Mack Apr 29 #21
Happiest of birthdays, my dear! Nevilledog Apr 29 #22
Happy birthday Niyad, JMCKUSICK Apr 29 #23
Happy natal day to you! 10 Turtle Day Apr 29 #24
May you and all celebrating today have a truly wonderful and happy Natal Day!! Fla Dem Apr 29 #25
Happy Birthday. sinkingfeeling Apr 29 #26
Some celebratory refreshment... Kid Berwyn Apr 29 #27
Happy Birthday! leftstreet Apr 29 #28
Happy Birthday. This would be a perfect day for your wish... NNadir Apr 29 #29
Happy birthday, and I hope your wish is granted Ocelot II Apr 29 #30
Many Happy Returns, dear one! fierywoman Apr 29 #31
Inshallah to your wish! UniqueUserName Apr 29 #32
Happy Birthday! GiqueCee Apr 29 #33
Happy Birthday, niyad! gademocrat7 Apr 29 #34
Why can't we ever have nce things? malthaussen Apr 29 #35
Happiest of birthdays, niyad! EuterpeThelo Apr 29 #36
May the Multiverse turn his heart Martin Eden Apr 29 #37
Happy Personal New Year, Niyad!!! SheltieLover Apr 29 #38
Happy birthday! cate94 Apr 29 #39
Happy Birthday niyad. May your teeny-weeny dresm KPN Apr 29 #40
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! BumRushDaShow Apr 29 #41
This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Apr 30 #99
"I don't know if you have read Stepford Wive" BumRushDaShow Apr 30 #101
Never seen the original jfz9580m Apr 30 #104
Found it jfz9580m Apr 30 #106
I grew up in a household of readers BumRushDaShow May 1 #107
have a lovely, stress free, day. (btw -- what kind of cake?) orleans Apr 29 #42
We're all wishing your wish MontanaMama Apr 29 #43
Happy birthday niyad 🎁🎂 MustLoveBeagles Apr 29 #44
Enjoy your special day!! Hope22 Apr 29 #45
🤞🏽🎂🤞🏽 blm Apr 29 #46
How fun! Happy Birthday niyad!!! 1WorldHope Apr 29 #47
Happy, Happy Birthday, Niyad peggysue2 Apr 29 #48
Happy Birthday!! dalton99a Apr 29 #49
Happy Birthday! TBF Apr 29 #50
Blessed be on your birthday, dear niyad! Wicked Blue Apr 29 #51
Happy Birthday, my dear DU friend!!!! hamsterjill Apr 29 #52
Happy Birthday, niyad! MIButterfly Apr 29 #53
Happy Birthday to you. May The Universe grant your wish today and every day LoisB Apr 29 #54
Happy Orbital completion day! Moostache Apr 29 #55
Happy Birthday! orangecrush Apr 29 #56
I'm 76 too. Don't feel a day over 72. Secret multigraincracker Apr 29 #57
I'm 43 and don't feel a day younger than 76. mr715 Apr 29 #63
Happy birthday, and if you get your wish ... LSparkle Apr 29 #58
Happy birthday! peacebuzzard Apr 29 #59
Happy Birthday 🎈🎂 underpants Apr 29 #60
Happy Birthday, niyad! Wild blueberry Apr 29 #61
Happy Bday. mr715 Apr 29 #62
🎂🧁 here you go. ☕️ Figarosmom Apr 29 #64
Happy Birthday, my dear Niyad! slightlv Apr 29 #65
Happy birthday niyad. love_katz Apr 29 #66
Happy birthday! highplainsdem Apr 29 #67
Happy Birthday, niyad! 🎁🎂🎁 Silver Gaia Apr 29 #68
May this be your best year yet, and many happy returns! Happy birthday! Scrivener7 Apr 29 #69
Happy Birthday! harumph Apr 29 #70
Happy birthday to a DU 💎!!! 58Sunliner Apr 29 #71
Enjoy your birthday 🎂 oasis Apr 29 #72
Happy birthday fellow Taurean! PCIntern Apr 29 #73
Happy happy birthday!! 🥳🍰☕️ Chicagogrl1 Apr 29 #74
Happy Birthday!! Passages Apr 29 #75
Happy Birthday Lifeafter70 Apr 29 #76
Happy Birthday!🥳🥳🥳 Catlady123 Apr 29 #77
Happy birthday 🥳🥳🥳 Tree Lady Apr 29 #78
Happy Birthday, Niyad! HeartsCanHope Apr 29 #79
Happy Birthday Niyad! House of Roberts Apr 29 #80
Happy Birthday! Saoirse9 Apr 29 #81
Happy Birthday! blogslug Apr 29 #82
Many Happy Returns! ❤️🌞💐🎂🥂🍾 littlemissmartypants Apr 29 #83
Happy birthday to you 🎼🎶🎵🎶 Dear_Prudence Apr 29 #84
May I add my birthday greeting to the long list of well BattleRow Apr 29 #85
Happiest of birthdays!! babylonsister Apr 29 #86
An extremely happy and healthy day to you! Just Jerome Apr 29 #87
Happy Birthday!🎂🎉🎈 Phoenix61 Apr 29 #88
Me too seta1950 Apr 29 #89
Oh, my, that would be some party. Permanut Apr 29 #90
MY birthday as well. Mazel Tov. Capt. America Apr 29 #91
Many happy returns of the day. yellow dahlia Apr 29 #92
Happy birthday! canetoad Apr 30 #93
Forgot to wish you a Happy Birthday! 🎉 electric_blue68 Apr 30 #94
Happy birthday, niyad! calimary Apr 30 #95
I hope you had a wonderful birthday! liberalla Apr 30 #96
Happy birthday! ShazzieB Apr 30 #97
They sure show up fast. multigraincracker Apr 30 #100
Making your birthday a national holiday would be spectacular Ruby the Liberal Apr 30 #102
Happy Birthday, niyad! Diamond_Dog Apr 30 #103
Happy Birthday, niyad Quiet Em Apr 30 #105

Maeve

(43,487 posts)
1. Happy birthday, happy birthday, we love you
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 09:10 AM
Apr 29

Happy birthday and may all your dreams come true!
When you blow out the candles
One light stays aglow
It's the lovelight in your eyes where'er you go

yorkster

(3,947 posts)
8. "and not just for me"...she said sweetly.
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 09:26 AM
Apr 29

How nice of you to think of others on your day 😁 ....lol.

Hippo Birdie 2 ewe, niyad.

🎂 🍰 🥮

malaise

(297,844 posts)
10. Happy Birthday niyad
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 09:29 AM
Apr 29

Last edited Wed Apr 29, 2026, 01:51 PM - Edit history (1)

Celebrate.
We all hope that you get that present you want - That one TEEEEEENY little wish 😂😂🙂🙂
Croak Donvict croak!

jfz9580m

(17,759 posts)
98. Indeed
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 02:05 AM
Apr 30

Happy birthday niyad. Joining Malaise in wishing you

(Btw thanks Malaise..you helped unzombify my brain critically though you may not have known. The world is never what it seems..common sense ain’t common.)

Grim Chieftain

(2,005 posts)
13. Happy birthday dear niyad!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 09:52 AM
Apr 29

I hope your day is filled with love, laughter and joy and that all your wishes come true!

Farmer-Rick

(12,783 posts)
14. My natal day is in about 14 days
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 09:52 AM
Apr 29

And a lot of weird stuff happened on that day. Some very important and famous people died on that day. Most of them good people but some not so nice. Maybe that date will catch up with some awful people.

Clouds Passing

(8,175 posts)
18. Happy Happier Happiest Birthday niyad 🥳
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 10:08 AM
Apr 29

Wishing all your dreams come true today 🎂🎁❤️

10 Turtle Day

(1,302 posts)
24. Happy natal day to you!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 10:22 AM
Apr 29

And if your wish came true we’d all be dancing in the streets to celebrate you and your one teeny wish coming to fruition!

Kid Berwyn

(25,031 posts)
27. Some celebratory refreshment...
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 10:33 AM
Apr 29

While the soundtrack might need customization, the video makes an excellent case for the miracle that is this life.



Thank you for making ours a better world for 76 years now, niyad. While it may sound like a long time, you're just getting started.


NNadir

(38,527 posts)
29. Happy Birthday. This would be a perfect day for your wish...
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 10:40 AM
Apr 29

...to open your bottle of champagne and announce it over in an Orrex thread.

I wish that for your happy birthday gift and as you note, the day is still young.

Ocelot II

(131,193 posts)
30. Happy birthday, and I hope your wish is granted
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 10:40 AM
Apr 29

so you can have champagne with your cake.

UniqueUserName

(415 posts)
32. Inshallah to your wish!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 10:42 AM
Apr 29

I'm not Muslim, but I'm pretty sure your little wish would piss off MAGAts. My response certainly would regardless of your actual wish! Ohh, Happy Natal Day!

GiqueCee

(4,714 posts)
33. Happy Birthday!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 10:43 AM
Apr 29

Although the novelty starts to wear off after you pass three quarters of a century! Been there. Done that. Still waiting for the T-shirt.

Martin Eden

(15,861 posts)
37. May the Multiverse turn his heart
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 10:53 AM
Apr 29

And if it can't turn his heart
May it turn his ankle
So that every part
Of his big fat cankle
Collapses under his weight
And causes a fall
That seals his fate
To the delight of us all

SheltieLover

(81,647 posts)
38. Happy Personal New Year, Niyad!!!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 10:55 AM
Apr 29

May all your dreams come true and may you have many happy, healthy returns!



BumRushDaShow

(172,086 posts)
41. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 11:05 AM
Apr 29

And may you have many more (plus that teeny wish and that coffee and cake too ).

Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #41)

BumRushDaShow

(172,086 posts)
101. "I don't know if you have read Stepford Wive"
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 06:42 AM
Apr 30

Read it AND saw the (original) movie -



(I think there may have been a remake)

That theme was repeated in the recent "Barbie" movie -

jfz9580m

(17,759 posts)
104. Never seen the original
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 12:35 PM
Apr 30

But the remake was pretty lousy. Had a sort of men’s rights theme..

jfz9580m

(17,759 posts)
106. Found it
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 11:50 PM
Apr 30

This is the passage. I have thought about many times over the years - the creepy harmony not just of bots (followed by the thing in Guildea like* reactive aggression), but the humans of Si Valley. I guess the bots learn that from the humans building and training them:

“Even if I’m wrong”, Bobbie said with her mouth full, “even if there’s no chemical doing anything” - she swallowed -“is this where you really want to live? We’ve each got one friend now, you after two months, me after three.
Is that your idea of the ideal community? I went into Norwood to get my hair done for your party; I saw a dozen women who were rushed and sloppy and irritated and alive; I wanted to hug every one of them!”


Ira Levine is an excellent author for teachers trying to get students enthused about reading that cuts CreepGPT (I hate that thing) out of the loop in my humble opinion.

I love reading. It is my one solace that doesn’t involve intoxication or television.

Chuck Palahniuk of all people is apparently a fan of Ira Levine and of cozy mysteries (which I think are works like those of Agatha Christie, Georgette Heyer, Dorothy Sayers, Freeman Wills Croft - those are the four my mom and I have read..)

I think of my mom a lot. I miss discussing books with her more than anything else. But then I read this and felt disgust:
https://www.roughtype.com/?p=9100

I do not understand the appeal of those things. Usually I agree with Carr. But that thing’s writing is not touching. It is repellant.
I don’t understand the Eliza effect.

This is “How love came to Prof Guildea”. I have thought about it over the years as well. This part especially:
“Said something in the same dove-like, amorous voice full of sickly suggestion, and yet hard, even dangerous in its intonation.”

Uriah Heep come to life. No one could doubt Charles Dickens’ empathy for the embattled, but even he understood that Uriah Heep was not a sympathetic person. Usha Vance dislikes “Hard Times” and based on the Trump administration’s heartlessness towards the poor, that tells me all I need to know about her.
I see these overfed, parasitic Indian economists who live in the US and whine about “freebies for the poor” here in India.
But if such people had any embattled protege it would probably be Uriah Heep.

Too much is getting lost in communication I was thinking as I read this yesterday:
https://time.com/6290367/susan-neiman-tension-at-the-heart-of-wokeism/

Based on pretty much all my views I am woke and feminist, but I am careful in using the term “woke” thanks to the hatchet job by the right.

Somehow wokeness, feminism etc need to be communicated better. It is a communication problem not a policy issue and heavy handed robotic systems and social media built by these creeps exacerbate it. Entertainment giants will always dilute down the important parts of any message. I notice it all the time.

Nathan Robinson wasn’t huge on the Barbie movie I remember and he is pretty reliable whether it is about Yimbies or fluff in general. Here he is on books:
https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/youve-got-to-read-books

Well at least I can whine to DU. The last 6 years would have been way more hellish without DU, Current Affairs, Yasha Levine, Chris Ketcham, Ed Zitron etc. Most of the mainstream press os kinda depressing.


BumRushDaShow

(172,086 posts)
107. I grew up in a household of readers
Fri May 1, 2026, 07:48 AM
May 1

My mom didn't just "read" books. She came armed with a sharpened #2 pencil, acres ballpoint pen, and ax6" ruler to UNDERLINE sections of pages that she would then have her daughters read to get the "main idea" of some subject that she wanted to pass along to us. She did the same with newspapers (whenever I traveled somewhere I would bring back a week's worth of that city's newspapers).

She (and many of the women of her generation who grew up during the depression and WW2 which was generally "pre-TV" ) became "radical" in young adulthood. We had a subscription to "Ms." magazine in the house starting from when it was first published and my mom even went to a talk given by Gloria Steinem back in the '70s here in Philly.

I have my own bookcases full of mostly (ancient) history, some economics, Star Trek books, lots of pop fiction, and hobby books. Got rid of most of my old college chem books when I ran out of room. For awhile, I had read almost every Lawrence Sanders book from his "Deadly Sins" series (starting with The Anderson Tapes" ), a bunch of Stephen King, Toni Morrison, Issac Asimov, etc.

Many of my recent ones are ebooks (am currently tackling "1929", the writing style of which is gloriously engaging considering the subject).

Of course with DU and dozens of news sites, I am now literally "reading" all day long and can't remember the last time I turned on the TV.

MustLoveBeagles

(17,184 posts)
44. Happy birthday niyad 🎁🎂
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 11:09 AM
Apr 29
🥳🎉 🍻

It would make a wonderful birthday gift that keeps on giving.

hamsterjill

(17,738 posts)
52. Happy Birthday, my dear DU friend!!!!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 11:29 AM
Apr 29

I sure hope you've been good this year so that the Birthday Fairy will bring you your wish!!!!!! I know we all want the same thing!

World peace, right??? LOL

In all seriousness, I hope you enjoy your day with your coffee and cake and sprinkles. I hope you know how much your contributions to DU mean to many of us, and I hope you do something today that is meaningful, but not too serious, and that you have a little fun!

All the very best...

LoisB

(13,423 posts)
54. Happy Birthday to you. May The Universe grant your wish today and every day
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 11:32 AM
Apr 29

to come. You are such a bright star.

Moostache

(11,282 posts)
55. Happy Orbital completion day!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 11:34 AM
Apr 29

May the universe look kindly upon ALL of your wishes with haste!

LSparkle

(12,229 posts)
58. Happy birthday, and if you get your wish ...
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 11:59 AM
Apr 29

That means I’ll get mine: to have my natal day back! I’m celebrating on another day for the time being

Wild blueberry

(8,368 posts)
61. Happy Birthday, niyad!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 12:55 PM
Apr 29

My companion bottle of bubbly chilling sends its regards to yours.
May your wish come true! Cheers!!!

Figarosmom

(13,251 posts)
64. 🎂🧁 here you go. ☕️
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 02:24 PM
Apr 29

Well at least virtually. Happy B-Day and many more. Hope you get the real thing today too. 😊 (looks like the cupcake has sprinkles)

slightlv

(7,933 posts)
65. Happy Birthday, my dear Niyad!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 02:57 PM
Apr 29

May the multiverse grant your wish... and know the celebration would be global. May the Lady bless you with strength and poise, and love always surrounding you to see you through, should the multiverse not hear us. No matter what tangerine does today. I'll celebrate just for the Mother bringing you into our world... and making it so much better by you just being you. A very blessed birthday, indeed!

love_katz

(3,280 posts)
66. Happy birthday niyad.
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 02:58 PM
Apr 29


Wishing you many more happy Solar Returns, and a year filled with excellent health and great joy. I especially hope you get your birthday wish. Your birthday would become a National holiday.

Silver Gaia

(5,424 posts)
68. Happy Birthday, niyad! 🎁🎂🎁
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 03:06 PM
Apr 29

I hope you are having a wonderful day, and may all your wishes come true!

PCIntern

(28,572 posts)
73. Happy birthday fellow Taurean!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 04:09 PM
Apr 29

Mine is tomorrow, the 30th.

Only Health and Happiness for the coming year!

BattleRow

(2,697 posts)
85. May I add my birthday greeting to the long list of well
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 06:43 PM
Apr 29

Wishers on this special day!

I shall raise a toast to you in your honor..

and hope there are many more natal day celebrations to come in the future.

Just Jerome

(556 posts)
87. An extremely happy and healthy day to you!
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 08:36 PM
Apr 29

And many more. Live long enough to see this hellscape leveled, and then all the years you want thereafter.

Permanut

(8,561 posts)
90. Oh, my, that would be some party.
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 10:13 PM
Apr 29

millions dancing in the streets!:

Until then we will celebrate you.



electric_blue68

(27,251 posts)
94. Forgot to wish you a Happy Birthday! 🎉
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 12:49 AM
Apr 30

I hope you enjoyed your day; and had, or will have a nice get together.

liberalla

(11,217 posts)
96. I hope you had a wonderful birthday!
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 01:05 AM
Apr 30

I hope your wish comes true... if not now, then damn SOON!

Wishing you hearts and flowers!





Ruby the Liberal

(26,702 posts)
102. Making your birthday a national holiday would be spectacular
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 08:05 AM
Apr 30

Happy Birthday! And I truly hope your TEEEEEENY little wish comes true.

Quiet Em

(3,000 posts)
105. Happy Birthday, niyad
Thu Apr 30, 2026, 12:40 PM
Apr 30

I'm a day late on my good wishes and cheer for you but I see no reason to not celebrate your birthday throughout the weekend.

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