"BUT IS THE SPIDER OK?" Pudgy Teen Rambo Rittenhouse hospitalized after spider bite. CANDLELIGHT VIGIL! POOR KYLE!

[Miles Archer]

Kyle Rittenhouse, who fatally shot two protesters during a social rights demonstration in 2020, was hospitalized on Wednesday after a venomous spider bite.

He shared a photo of himself in a hospital and where the apparent bite was located on his body.

https://www.rawstory.com/kyle-rittenhouse-hospitalized-after-venomous-spider-bite/

[HAB911]

1. I'm praying so hard

[Maninacan]

2. Brown R

I figured right.

[Coventina]

3. Thoughts and prayers

for the spider!!

[Solly Mack]

4. Was he looking for commies under his bed when the spider bit him?

[flvegan]

5. Why didn't he just shoot the spider when it first got on him? n/t

[usonian]

8. Dammit, you beat me to it.

AR-15's are murder on spiders.

Next, a flamethrower for the wasp's nest in his garage. (true story, if not KKKKyle)

[Traildogbob]

19. 😂😂😂😂😂

We have a winner!!!

[RandySF]

6. A brown recluse bite is no joke.

Can cause necrosis around the bite area.

[QED]

7. Brown recluse bites are really bad news

My neighbor spent a week in the hospital and nearly died from one.

[Old-8643]

9. I believe that the brown recluse was at one time referred to as the Missouri Brown Spider

Brown Recluse (tan, violin-shaped mark): Venom is cytotoxic, causing necrosis (tissue death), fever, chills, and severe, slow-healing wounds.

[Rebl2]

23. My

cousin was bitten by one many years ago and it took him forever to get over the bite.

[Clouds Passing]

10. I don't see the red line going towards his heart. I had one with my recluse bite.

[RandySF]

12. I think reactions can vary by patient.

I react badly to mosquito bites.

[BuckIowa]

11. I know some women that would jealous of those tits.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

14. They should blur out his A cups

[PatSeg]

16. Whoa, he's so young to be so out of shape

Guess if you have enough guns, you don't have to be fit and healthy.

[Wednesdays]

13. Hope it's nothing minor. nt

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. Poor spider 🕷️

[malaise]

17. Stop teasing me spider 😀

That is all

[dickthegrouch]

18. I hope the spider was standing its ground

Oh... wrong gun nut!

[durablend]

20. Kyle needs to man up and walk it off

[Rob H.]

21. "The communists couldn't take me out and i'll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out"

But what if it's a communist brown recluse? Checkmate!

Edit: my favorite comment on the article: "Has a GoFundMe been established for the spider yet? How is it doing?"

[shakeyslim]

22. Tough little spider

Took an hour for him to die from that bite