Kash Patel in "panic mode"

[mnmoderatedem]

Breaking on MSNBC. Apparently freaking out about losing his job. Panicking and demanding polygraphs for those within who blew the whistle on his alarming drinking stories.

And here I am without my violin

[dem4decades]

1. If only i had a bottle of Kash Patel bourbon to celebrate his demise

.

[mnmoderatedem]

3. nah

don't bother with the cheap stuff

[fujiyamasan]

9. From what I saw it's just rebranded woodford reserve

He doesn’t have the talent to be a distiller. He’s like Trump, just lending his name to something.

But of course without the name. lol

[Bo Zarts]

19. Don't you mean Ka$h Patel Woodford Reserve bourbon?

Only the be$t!

[Moostache]

2. Just a sneak preview for him of life after his goombah boss keels over (soon)...

Kash? No one EVER thought you were qualified to do anything in the first place, but we will certainly enjoy watching you do time in prison for your crimes and general pop gets to introduce you to the concept of prison life up close and extremely personal.

[malaise]

4. Bye bye

This will soon be over

[sprinkleeninow]

5. ⬇️

[Ocelot II]

6. Don't worry. If Trump sacks him he'll be replaced by someone even worse.

The barrel has no bottom.

[hlthe2b]

7. Once he's out of there and the scandal breaks wide open, can you imagine the reporting?

Of course MAGATs can't really face the lifelong (or even "minute's long" ) shame that a Dem would under similar circumstance, so he'll be right back on a podcast or some such RW-targeted idiocy.

[jeffreyi]

8. My violin is plumb worn out.

[no_hypocrisy]

10. Tell it to AA, Kash . . . . .

[Hassler]

11. I'm looking forward to learning how much

Taxpayer cash financed his bourbon.

[Susan Calvin]

12. Good

I hope he gives himself a heart attack or a nervous breakdown.

[Cha]

24. "..heart.." ?

[AZLD4Candidate]

13. I have my violin, but it's extremely small, out of tune, and missing a string.

[ToxMarz]

14. He knows just how to deal with a panic attack

Bourbon.

[BlueSpot]

15. I sold my violin to buy gas.

[Talitha]

21. Winner, winner, Chicken dinner!!!

[Tetrachloride]

16. a kazoo will do.

[NameAlreadyTaken]

17. Maybe he should take up drinking.

Might soothe his panic.

[3Hotdogs]

18. I got a "whoopee cushion" I can loan ya.

[odins folly]

20. It never fails to amuse me

These supposedly alfa males (intentionally misspelled) and stories about them panicking or freaked out about the possibility of losing their job.

I never worried, over a 20 year span, about losing my job. Why you might ask, simple, I did the job I was hired to do and then some, over and above.

That, and the fact I wasn’t a colossal fuck-up grifter piece of shit.

[Blue Owl]

22. I wanna see that fucker running for his miserable life

[themaguffin]

23. He will lose his job. Unfortunately for us, trump will replace him with a clone