Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Burned as a heretic by his beloved flock for ditching his Big Bullshit Faith event?

Politely drowned by Canadians for canceling The Columbia River Water Treaty?

Probed to death?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unnopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

3. 👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

Waiting is tiresome. Come on, cholesterol!!!

[surfered]

4. We share your dream snd your hopes..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

6. Yes!!!

[electric_blue68]

25. Snort! I was really sooo late here; that it's the next day already. ..but THIS was worth it

TY!

[SheltieLover]

26. Better late than never!

[electric_blue68]

27. 👍

[SheltieLover]

28. I mean, we've been waiting a loooong time already...

[electric_blue68]

29. Hmmm... wasn't therea George Harrison song...

Long, long, long ..

Goes to look up

Yup The White album 👍

[SheltieLover]

30. Yup.

Lol

[electric_blue68]

32. 😄👍

[SheltieLover]

33. 👍

[SocialDemocrat61]

11. Just curious, what brand?

Dom Pérignon? Bollinger? Cristal? Krug?

Personally, I have an old bottle of Fresca. That's all he deserves. LOL

[niyad]

12. The Widow. I also have somee very nice prosecco as backup.

The friends with whom I will celebrate all have assorted bubbly.

[surfered]

15. May I suggest Santa Margherita Prosecco?

Reasonably priced. A group of us had a blind taste of champagnes. We snuck this one amongst French champagnes, including Vieux Clicquot, and it was the consensus winner to their shock.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Jose Cuervo.

[SheltieLover]

2. Sadly no, but there is still plenty of time today for the fortunate event to occur.

[Goonch]

5. ;-{) ALIEN ENCOUNTER

Posted on Truth Social
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116591901587847680


The Aftermath

[malaise]

7. No but

Things aren’t going well

[hlthe2b]

8. What's to come soon, Trumpie...

We all hope the turtle is okay. You, well...

[MustLoveBeagles]

18. Aw, poor turtle 🐢

[twodogsbarking]

9. Suffocated on his binky. He sucked too much.

[BurnDoubt]

13. Keeping Hope Alive.

Stay With It Orrex!

[CTyankee]

16. Tell me more about that probe. Sounds interesting...

[Blue Owl]

17. Fell asleep at the golf cart wheel

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. Or Tiger Woods was driving

[Blue Owl]

21. Bwah -- even better! Two turds with one stone....

[Wicked Blue]

20. Finds out You Can't Take It With You and dies of shock.

[Orrex]

23. Oh I lke that one!

[Wicked Blue]

24. Thanks

I'd like to be a fly on the wall when he learns this,

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. Go blood clots

[Jack Valentino]

31. NO----- They've been HIDING him too much !!!!