Trump's turning 80. He's 'not happy' about it

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

It's his birthday and he'll ignore it if he wants to.

President Donald Trump is not happy he's turning the big 8-0.

Just three days before he starts his ninth decade on June 14, the president confessed something:

"You don't have to wish me happy birthday because I'm not happy about that birthday that I'm having," Trump said. "That's a number that I never thought really too much about. It's not a number I like, but I'm here, nevertheless."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/president-trumps-turning-80-hes-165931317.html

I'm not happy either. He should've been dead already.

[Cha]

14. I think I see what you did there..

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

27. ..

[dalton99a]

2. He should try Diet Coke and fentanyl.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. He looks like 90.

Can't tell you how delighted I am that he's unhappy about this birthday, despite all the taxpayer money he's spending on celebrating himself.

[chicoescuela]

10. Right. I wish he was turning 90

[Cha]

15. I wish he doesn't make 80..

maybe then we could all be happy.

[chicoescuela]

18. I hear you but the odds of that happening are very slim.

I don’t think he will get anywhere close to 90

[Cha]

22. Of course.. just a wish.

[sakabatou]

4. No cheese to go with your whine, Donny?

[Jacson6]

5. Old Man Look At My Life.

[Norrrm]

6. Don't vote for the old guy.

Don't vote for the old guy... Hurry up... DonOld does not seem to emphasize age anymore.

When Biden dropped out.

[eppur_se_muova]

7. Well, there's an easy way to get out of that.

Old age is not for the cowardly.

[BlueTsunami2018]

8. Who's happy about aging?

It beats the alternative but it doesn’t make it suck less.

There’s no substitute for youth.

Can’t disagree with him on this.

[GenThePerservering]

23. Well, I was a completely dumb youth

so the only thing I miss is not being kind of creaky and having a good jawline.

[BlueTsunami2018]

25. My mother always said "youth is wasted on the young."

I always wondered what she meant until I knew what she meant. By the time you acquire any useful wisdom just about all that youthful vitality is gone. Just about everyone is an idiot as a kid. If we knew then what we know now, the world would be a much different place.

And regrets…..I’ve had a few…..

[Midwestern Democrat]

30. Agreed. For me, every birthday after 39 was not something I particularly wanted to celebrate.

At 40, I could no longer think of myself as a young man, and by 45, my 20/20 vision started to go and by 48 I needed to wear glasses to read or see anything within arm's length - which I really hated - and it's been pretty much slowly but steadily downhill from there.

[Initech]

9. Hey Donny: I've got two words for you: womp womp!

Fuck you!

[PufPuf23]

11. Trump does not deserve any happiness. nt

[maveric]

12. Then fucking die already!

Do the world a favor.

[GoodRaisin]

13. We're not happy you're still here either.

Please go soon.

[progressoid]

28. My thoughts as well.

[C_U_L8R]

16. Tick, tick, tick...

All that grease is gonna make that ticker seize up one day soon.

[struggle4progress]

17. He just needs to take a nice Rip Van Winkle nap

[gordianot]

21. He appears to take regular naps in public.

Problem is he wakes up long enough to say say something stupid usually the same thing he said before he went to sleep.

[struggle4progress]

26. I'm hoping he'll doze off for twenty years or more

[Deuxcents]

19. He's saying he's not happy because he wants a big fuss over him. He lies all the time..about everything

[MIButterfly]

20. He's not happy? How does he think the rest of us feel?

As for wishing him a happy birthday, he doesn't have to worry about it; I wasn't planning to.

What will make me happy is to see him in handcuffs being perp walked out of the White House by big strong burly men with tears in their eyes from laughing so hard high-fiving each other.

A girl can dream, can't she?

[Aviation Pro]

24. I wish he was turning rigor mortis

Yep.

[marble falls]

29. Give him the little black pill, a real one this time.

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[stollen]

31. For me 70 was when I noticed the body struggling

Bones broke easier, my balance was less sure, my energy level dropped. I do have chronic kidney problems, and I think Trump does, too. His balance has been unsure for a long time. He lacks the energy to lift his legs up, so he can’t walk a straight leg be. That’s why he wants to hold hands with Melania, for physical support. His legs have been swelling a lot, too. His soda drinks are probably his 8 glasses of liquid a day to wash out waste that his kidneys can’t handle, but that soda is waste in itself. He’s bruising very easily from his aging skin and the drugs he’s taking. Might he be on a home dialysis regime now, being indisposed to the media/public for four hours? I think needles are placed in his hands for 4 hrs, 3 times a week.

All these attempts at self-adulation to me means his narcissism is self-prepping for his eventual death.