STUNNING! Scientists invent TIME MACHINE!! They name it "Twitter"

[usonian]

Early results for a visit to the past are revealed.















WAIT! VANCE WANTS TO CHIME IN!!





Next up: a space-time mirror!

[lamp_shade]

1. Thanks for compiling this, usonian. I'm bookmarking it.

[usonian]

2. I got it from Reddit without Creddit.

But had to reformat the graphics.

Enjoy. Share

[Liberal In Texas]

3. Yeah, if we could only get reporters to pin him down on what he said over and over in the past.

I know, dream on.

[usonian]

4. When a Democrat changes course, it's called waffling.

And brutally condemned 24 by 7 by 365.

Wilhoit's law.

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” That line—written by Frank Wilhoit—has become a popular aphorism to sum up the hypocrisy and moral bankruptcy of the modern Republican Party.

https://pylimitics.net/wilhoits-law/

[FakeNoose]

5. "In-groups" always implies one-per-centers

... otherwise known as billionaires. But they don't have to have $1 billion to join the group, they just need to make a large donation to one of Chump's numerous "campaign" funds.

[Mr.Bee]

6. Election Rigged Against Me!

(if he ran against George W. Bush in 2000).
from the great big beautiful bin of trump lies.

[usonian]

7. Earlier, before tweets.

[spanone]

8. Fuck off fat boy.