Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Terminal bowel blockage due to a recurrence of impacted Fetterman?

Fatal hernia while steathily re-securing the tarp overnight?

Ted Lieu is right?


Just fucking died? Please?

[hlthe2b]

1. "Paranoia abounds... I'm sure that all who surround you are your most trusted allies AND...

None would dare cross you! Right, Trumpie?"

[MustLoveBeagles]

13. Lol

[Blue Owl]

2. Yanked off the stage by a giant novelty cane

[SheltieLover]

3. Sadly not yet, but maybe today will be our lucky day.

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

6. Please continue to hold the vision. It's getting closer...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. I have my champagne ready

[MustLoveBeagles]

14. I'm thinking of getting a bottle 🍾

[malaise]

18. You win the thread today

[Goonch]

7. ;-{) CURSED

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. If only

[Seinan Sensei]

8. Fireworks stands are open

I’m going today - to buy coupla-dozen Bottle Rockets and a fistful of Roman Candles

I wanna be ready!

💥 🧨 💥

[twodogsbarking]

9. Runned over by one of them thar postal trucks deliverin' mail ballots.

[Wicked Blue]

10. Vandalized by Biden's minions

[Initech]

11. Took a bath in the algae reflecting pool swamp and got eaten by the swamp monster?

[surfered]

12. He's apparently in too bad a shape to play golf, which he loves.

So, we’re getting closer and the taxpayers save money from all those high dollar golf outings. It’s win/win.

[BWdem4life]

16. No but I'll give u rec 50

Hope this helps

[malaise]

17. No but

his hands are dying in public.