JD Vance Dragged After His Bizarre Gripe About 'Suggestive' Way Joe Biden Eats Ice Cream

[sheshe2]

He can't be serious...🙄

— George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) 2026-07-17T21:53:02.815Z

You really have to read it all.

Link to tweet

Vance's remarks prompted a response from Biden's son, Hunter Biden, who shared a meme captioned "JD Vance admits Joe Biden eating ice cream makes him think of sex" and added:

"I don't even know what to say anymore. Couches and now this."

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

https://www.comicsands.com/vance-biden-suggestive-ice-cream?utm_source=Bluesky&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram#Echobox=1784310083

[C_U_L8R]

1. He must be couching it.

Dude is perverse.

[underpants]

2. JV is such an empty suit. He thinks he can just ruminate la la la

and there’s no consequences.

[Diamond_Dog]

12. He actually thinks he is insightful and clever.

[underpants]

15. Peter Thiel told him he is

[Diamond_Dog]

23. Thiel is a kook.

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. "I mean, I don't mean to kink-shame, but ... Biden's a biter, JD"

Either way, and in a competitive field, the most eye-catching reaction to the new testosterone initiative came from Fox News anchor Jesse Watters. Do you know Jesse? He presents as the guy who missed out on the Cialis ad booking – he simply looks too beaten inside – but talks like a real man’s man of the world. “You know what’s going to happen?” chortled Watters of Hegseth’s military testosterone rollout. “The guys that DON’T need it are going to take it. Triple boost! And then they’re going to get out there, and, women on base – you guys better be careful!” Wow. OK. “Port calls, women in Asia – you better be careful. Because these guys are going to be WILD ANIMALS, and you better WATCH OUT!” Well now. I allow myself just one thousand-yard stare a day about the United States of America, and that clip has just produced today’s.

Yesterday’s came courtesy of JD Vance, who is out on the promo circuit pushing his latest memoir. This week he went on Joe Rogan’s show, where he explained that the thing he couldn’t get over about Joe Biden was the way the former president ate ice-cream. “It’s like they would get him eating ice-cream in the most ridiculous, suggestive way imaginable,” revealed Vance. Is it? Mate, I’m not sure it is. I’m looking at various clips of it and he seems to always use his teeth. I mean, I don’t mean to kink-shame, but … Biden’s a biter, JD. Do you … find that suggestive? Anyway, there was more. Vance also revealed he would never eat a corn dog in public. Rogan showily didn’t care about doing that for all to see; in fact, he thought it was sad people were “so afraid of anything that looks like a dick”. Over to you, Mr Vice -President. “I try, I try to eat my corn dogs …” floundered Vance. “That’s – that’s between me and my kitchen.” Oh, OK. JD Vance sucks off corn dogs in his kitchen. Tell your friends.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/17/white-house-testosterone-war-iran-pete-hegseth-jd-vance

[hlthe2b]

4. Oh, go copulate with a dirty couch, let the refuse workers pick it up with you in it...

and toss it 20 feet deep into a landfill. Even that would be more respectful to Vance than he is deserving.

[sop]

5. Trump fellating a microphone during rally...

[sheshe2]

8. I remember that one.

Jeebus C they are all sick!

[50 Shades Of Blue]

6. How do you eat a banana, JD?

[Ocelot II]

7. Weird dude. I guess when he's not canoodling with upholstery, his erotic interests tend toward

older gentlemen:

[sheshe2]

9. O.M.G.

[Disaffected]

10. Good grief. An image of Joe Biden lying on a couch

would probably make him orgasmic.

[dlilafae]

11. These men. Their kink, and

lust so out of place, front & center in a Not Suitable For Work (NSFW) setting. Vance. He's never had the benefit of an epiphany. As VP it seems, it has never occurred to him that it is time for him to work on controlling his emotional intellect.

[Cha]

13. All I have to say is..

Hunter Biden "couches and now this"

Thanks, she

[sheshe2]

14. Hunter has been on a roll of late.

I just love reading his comments. Dayum, he is good.

Thanks, Cha.

[Cha]

22. The Democracy Loving Biden Legacy Lives on!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

16. There is a video reply to the Hunter Biden tweet that is hilariously dirty

Piggy dreaming of Prez Obama.

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀 ™ is the twitter username but I don't think I should post it here!

[sheshe2]

18. No, probably not.

[SheltieLover]

17. Quiet, Maybelline

?si=9hkfv5I7OZFQkqP0

[sheshe2]

19. ...

[SheltieLover]

20. Cracks me up every time I think of couch fucker

Glad you got a chuckle...

[Jedi Guy]

21. Well, JD...

If watching Biden eat ice cream makes you tingle in your swimsuit places, maybe ask yourself just why that is. Or just go find a nice, voluptuous couch to scratch that itch.

Jeez, what a fucking weirdo.

[Norrrm]

24. Saw a photo of Vance eating a corn dog. He was doing just fine.