Where Do They Find Them? -- Tom Sullivan

[erronis]

https://digbysblog.net/2026/07/18/where-do-they-find-them/

Phase one: In which Kevin Kruse has some fun

Mockery's almost too good for weirdos like Stephen Miller. Almost. But Kevin Kruse takes up the challenge.

Before we get started, a sample:

My man looks like the owner of a restaurant called Waffles SS

Kruse was responding to this:

Miller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism."

My man looks like Mr. Potato Head in a cancer ward

My man looks like a dildo got an MBA

My man looks like the villain in a Nickelodeon series about a dog who rollerblades

My man looks like Dr. Evil if he was the assistant manager of Accounts Receivable

My man looks like his voice can make an adult woman sterile

My man looks like he has German shepherds named Eva and Obergruppenfuhrer

My man looks like he tells niche ethnic jokes, singling out the Estonians for some reason

My man looks like someone shaved a weasel

. . . (and many more)

Looks to me like Miller has been working in front of a mirror to perfect the Dick (Cheney) half-cocked jaw look.

[The Blue Flower]

1. Go to the link

These are great.

[Ocelot II]

2. OMG, these are brilliant! I ROFLd loudly enough to startle the cats.

I would add to the collection:

My man looks like the quiet neighbor who's been digging in his crawl space lately.
My man looks like his middle name should be Wayne.
My man drives a white van with tinted windows.
My man was seen at Home Depot buying 20' of nylon rope, a roll of plastic sheeting, a hacksaw, a couple of sashweights, a roll of duct tape and a bag of quick-setting concrete.
And, found on FB: My man looks like what you'd get if you buried a dildo in the Pet Sematary.

[erronis]

4. Excellent! These flow from your pen so nicely.

(Remember those things called pens?)

[dweller]

3. My man

is the Master of Projections

😐



✌🏻

[Norrrm]

5. "...violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person"

On Jan6, Republicans recognized the violence and blamed Antifa.
Trump pardoned them.
There is a list of 1500 names available now.

[Ocelot II]

6. The Onion offers this:

Stephen Miller's Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird

[erronis]

8. Oh wow! Imagine what his tongue can catch...

[Disaffected]

7. Aaand, the best of all:

"My man looks like someone slapped ears on a penis"

[some_of_us_are_sane]

10. LOL!!!

[Fiendish Thingy]

9. Everyone should go directly to the link and read them all

You won’t be sorry…