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cthulu2016

(10,960 posts)
Fri Jan 25, 2013, 01:55 PM Jan 2013

I appreciate the need for constant hysteria as well as the next guy, but...

The Weather Channel has ratcheted things up a bit too far.

I hear on the radio that my area may get an inch of snow so I decide to see what the Weather Channel website has to say.

The Weather Channel decided this year to name winter storms like they were hurricanes. (This makes the government seem ridiculous, as most viewers will assume the names are official.)

And the Weather Channel isn't interested in names like Agnes and Sandy. The winter storm names are good scary names.

The inch of snow bearing down on me like a runaway train, for instance, is named Khan.



Last week it was Iago. Seriously... Iago. Draco? Brutus? Hat-tip to bluenorthwest for pointing me to this graphic:




When facing one's certain death at the hands of a thing named Khan one wants to be up to date. So I click on the hourly forecast.

Under each hour forecast is an option to show the 15 minute forecast. Yes... the 15 minute forecast. On the one hand, I realize this is from the government and it's cool and all that, but except for a specific tornado or fast moving thunderstorm on the ground right now being tracked on radar, 15 minute forecasting is absurd.

The forecast for 5:30 PM today is eeriely similar to the forecast for 5:45 PM.
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I appreciate the need for constant hysteria as well as the next guy, but... (Original Post) cthulu2016 Jan 2013 OP
I read about this. Found the article for you, my good deed of the day. Bluenorthwest Jan 2013 #1
thanks for that cthulu2016 Jan 2013 #4
Could have been worse. malthaussen Jan 2013 #2
That made me laugh cthulu2016 Jan 2013 #3
At least they are showing some weather forecasts. Lasher Jan 2013 #5
sometimes.... Lifelong Protester Jan 2013 #7
Suggested Storm Names Lesmoderesstupides Jan 2013 #6
I'd like deutsey Jan 2013 #8
Yup the Voce of the Central Scrutinizer is the one does does all the warnings live from Lesmoderesstupides Jan 2013 #9
Santorum! A really frothy mix of ice and rain! randome Jan 2013 #12
Here's how they do it in ND ... nSFW GeorgeGist Jan 2013 #10
Isn't it ridiculous??? Avalux Jan 2013 #11

Lifelong Protester

(8,421 posts)
7. sometimes....
Fri Jan 25, 2013, 02:25 PM
Jan 2013

I mean, I think lifeguards and the members of the Coast Guard ought to be lauded for their contributions, but that seems like all that is on.

 

Lesmoderesstupides

(156 posts)
6. Suggested Storm Names
Fri Jan 25, 2013, 02:23 PM
Jan 2013

Suzy Creamcheese
Magdalena
Uncle Bernie
Mud Shark
Uncle Meat
Sharleena
Ms. Pinky
Nanook
Father O'Blivion
Sy Borg

deutsey

(20,166 posts)
8. I'd like
Fri Jan 25, 2013, 02:34 PM
Jan 2013

The Central Scrutinizer...or at least have someone on the Weather Channel who talks like him once in a while. That'd be cool.

 

Lesmoderesstupides

(156 posts)
9. Yup the Voce of the Central Scrutinizer is the one does does all the warnings live from
Fri Jan 25, 2013, 02:39 PM
Jan 2013

The Utility Muffin Workshop!

Avalux

(35,015 posts)
11. Isn't it ridiculous???
Fri Jan 25, 2013, 04:36 PM
Jan 2013

I drove through Draco on the way to visit family in PA (he stranded us in W Va), and while there, experienced Euclid. I missed Gandolf, Helen, Iago and Jove....when did they wreak havoc?

I think the expectation is that winter storms will become increasingly more severe, so they want to track them, hence the names. And they probably picked bizarro names since the more normal ones are already taken by hurricanes. But the constant coverage is over the top and silly.

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