"The problem is not 11 million grandmothers."

[A-Schwarzenegger]

Line of the debate so far.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. "I don't want anybody trapped in a linguistic situation."

Newt.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. "We should have had a whistle-blower, rather than a horn-tooter."

Mitt on Newt at Fannie Mae.

[virgogal]

3. Well that's good to hear----I'm one of them.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

33. ...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. "We wrote that into the contract: No Consulting. Excuse me. No lobbying."

Newt.

[itsrobert]

5. I just tuned in

Can you give me more details.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. Santorum just told the media to lay off Mitt's & Newt's lives of greed & corruption.

Translation: "I'd make a loverly Veep."

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. "I'm not looking for a colony on the moon."

Mitt on Newt.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. "We have no lift vehicle."

Newt on space.

[gkhouston]

22. Also a description of the GOP's chances this year. n/t

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. "I'd like to have an American on the moon before the Chinese get there."

Didn't we have an American on the moon? Or was that a hoax, Newt?

[gkhouston]

23. China bad. China enemy.

Unless we need money or slave labor.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

10. "I think we should send some politicians to the moon."

Paul on Newt.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. "I would like to move to . . . 6 or 7 launches a day."

Newt on private launching of rockets somewhere.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. Is the audience turning on Newt?

Widespread groans when he tried to BS about balanced budgets under Reagan & him.

[oberliner]

13. Seems to be a Romney-friendly crowd

Wonder what that's about.

[gkhouston]

24. Wonder who paid for it. n/t

[Robb]

15. Good lord.

It's clearly too much to hope these tidbits are merely the latest of your brilliant satires, isn't it?

I shall adjourn to scotch and pretend I never read this.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

16. Stand by, Wolf's about to ask them the question of all questions:

"Why would your wife make the best first lady?"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

17. "Kids are not born good."

Rick on his wife's book on manners for children.

[gkhouston]

25. Not when they have his DNA. n/t

[A-Schwarzenegger]

18. "And that's when I became terribly politically involved."

Mitt.

[gkhouston]

26. At least he knows he's doing a crap job of it.

Geez, why are Republicans such straight men?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

19. "Ronny passed the torch to Newt."

Newt quoting Nancy.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

20. "It spreads like a cancer growing."

Rick on increasing Latin American tendency to rule their own nations.

[gkhouston]

29. Newt announces proposal to divorce Latin America; wants the name "America" back. n/t

[Ellipsis]

21. You should write for the Daily show. You'd be deadly.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

27. But these are direct quotes from the debate...

[gkhouston]

28. It's the hardliner's one-liner show. n/t

[Ellipsis]

31. That's the beauty of it. n/t

[A-Schwarzenegger]

30. Newt almost chokes to death preparing his BS answer to the religion question.

"How's your religion going to effect your decisions?"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

32. "I'm running for my two grandchildren ... and Saul Alinsky."

Newt said it, but OK, that ellipsis is a big long bridge.