Newt's ego is so big.... (add your own jokes here).

[JoePhilly]

Newt's ego is so big ...

It has its own climate

It causes the orbit of Jupiter to wobble as it revolves around the sun.

It can cause a total eclipse of the sun or moon.

Black holes can be sucked into Newt's ego.

Newt's farts are often reported using the Richter Scale.

Ok ... I got the DU community started ... add your "Newt's ego is so big" jokes here ... and then, in about 24 hours ... start tweeting your favorites around the world.

[unkachuck]

1. you can see it from the ISS....n/t

[RKP5637]

2. Sarah Palin can see it from her back porch!

[yellowcanine]

5. +1000

[RZM]

3. It would take Romney almost a week to earn enough money to buy it n/t

[Fridays Child]

4. He's promised to open a permanent base on it by 2020.

[FarLeftFist]

9. Ha! The truth is always the funniest.

[neverforget]

6. he needs

1,2, 3 wives

[Lint Head]

7. .... scientists are convinced it makes up the whole sustance of dark matter in the universe.

[FarLeftFist]

8. If it walked by my television I would miss an entire season of Breaking Bad.

[FarLeftFist]

10. Paula Deen approves of it.

[T S Justly]

11. Newticle's ego is so big it's had to move ...

To his moobs. Moobs?

[JohnnyRingo]

12. If elected, he'll refer to Callista as the "Third Lady". of the United States.

[Neue Regel]

13. The Duggars were able to take a family picture inside of it

<rimshot>

[customerserviceguy]

14. It takes every schoolchild in America to clean it. n/t

[JoePhilly]

15. Great stuff everyone!!

[raouldukelives]

16. Fuck Newt. nt