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Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 10:41 PM Jan 2013

Imaginary pep talk from Bill

Ok, Hill, the first thing you have to do is quit that Secretary of State job.

You need to rest, baby. You've done some great work, you proved yourself.

Now, no need to worry about the presidency in 2016, I've got it all figured out. I am pumped up to do this.

This will be the first time in history when the country will be ready for a female president - 2016.

And you have played all your cards right. You have graciously accepted your rival as your friend, and he
will help you in 2016.

And you kicked some Republican ass in that hearing. I've got it taped, so we can watch it later.

You take all the time you want to rest up. Write a book, ya, that would be great.

I will help you every step of the way. I know exactly what to do - hell, I balanced the budget and left the
Republicans a surplus to wither away. And I want revenge. I want something really great to do. My charities
are fine, but I want back in the Oval Office.

We are the smartest people on the block and we can make history. Rest up, baby.

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Imaginary pep talk from Bill (Original Post) Laura PourMeADrink Jan 2013 OP
I guess Hillary doesn't have a mind of her own, huh, according to you? nt boston bean Jan 2013 #1
I can just hear him saying this! CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2013 #2
oh yeah, me too. and Hillary obeying. boston bean Jan 2013 #3
omg...you are so right. This is totally from the Bill perspective. To Laura PourMeADrink Jan 2013 #4
Not necessarily...She knows her own mind. CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2013 #6
as long as bill tells her what to do. boston bean Jan 2013 #7
You are so cool CP Laura PourMeADrink Jan 2013 #8
I was actually imitating his voice when I was typing. Laura PourMeADrink Jan 2013 #5
 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
4. omg...you are so right. This is totally from the Bill perspective. To
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 10:53 PM
Jan 2013

tell you the truth, my thought was that she was beat....all those miles traveling....and this would be a conversation they would have when she was at the stage...."Leave me alone, I just want to sleep".

But, I meant no slight. If they do it...it will be both of them wanting it and both of them planning it.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
8. You are so cool CP
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 11:12 PM
Jan 2013

Of course she knows her own mind. I am thinking after all these years they are totally simpatico. I think (and hope) that they both want this..but that this imaginary conversation was just like an temporary pep talk - when she was tired. I bitch when I fly 2 hrs. It's amazing how many miles she's traveled.

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