SOTU Drinking Game (from Atrios)

[kpete]

SOTU Drinking Game
your take a sip words:

balanced
bi-partisan
reform(ing)
responsible
serious
challenges
entitlements
modest

if you hear "chained CPI" you can guzzle a bottle of vodka and go punch a hippie.

http://www.eschatonblog.com/2013/02/sotu-drinking-game.html

[onehandle]

1. I might see him tonight.

If I do, I'm holding him to his game.

[Warpy]

2. Why not punch a Republican instead?

After all, they're the ones who came up with that granny starving idiocy.

I don't know why Atrios hates hippies. Perhaps he's one of the sour jerks who was too young and missed the party.

[longship]

3. Two shots for every disruption by Republicans.

Four shots if Ted Nugent gets escorted out by security (or prime your pumps with two shots if he isn't even allowed in).

Six shots if Nugent disrupts.

[rdharma]

6. Six shots if Nugent disrupts.

And TEN shots if the Secret Service subjects Ted to a cavity search before entry!

[longship]

7. Oh dear! But how would one know?

[rdharma]

12. But how would one know?

Ted would have a big smile on his face!

[rdharma]

4. Darn it! You beat me to it!

I was going to suggest a "Ted Nugent" SOTU drinking game. A drink every time he appears on the TV screen of the SOTU coverage.

Caution: Don't watch the coverage on FAUX or you'll suffer alcohol poisoning!

[longship]

5. I don't think Fox controls the cameras in the House chambers.

I think that it might be C-SPAN. Can somebody verify?

[rdharma]

9. I don't think Fox controls the cameras in the House chambers.

Is it going to available live on the "internets"? Through Huffington Post or some other source?

[longship]

11. Undoubtedly C-SPAN!

Who I think does control the cameras. Or at least they used to.

[Lint Head]

8. Nuclear = 1 shots. Korea = 2 shots.

[rdharma]

10. Where to watch SOTU ..... live.

The President's State of the Union speech will air on PBS, NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX, CNN, and C-SPAN on television. Viewers can also watch the State of the Union 2013 speech live online on Google+, Hulu, Facebook, Ustream, YouTube, AOL, major network, and some network affiliate websites from 9:00 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. Eastern Time.

[WillyT]

13. LOL !!! - K & R !!!