An Appeal to Ron Paul

[Jackpine Radical]

Deer Seniter Paul,
I bean a liflong Demacrat but I nevar heerd any polatishian make as much sence as you did wen you taked about rouning up the mexacans and sendding them back too Mexaco. I hope you will run for Republican Presadent and if they nominate some flippfloper like that Cristy or that Rubyo or anybody but you reely, that you wil run on the Tee Party tickat. I no I wil vote for you and so will all my libral frends, evan the socalists becase we all no you woud be the best Presdent this country coud possibley have.

Sincerely
Jackpine Radical

[trueblue2007]

1. i canno spelll good neither

sorry bud. i didn't do good in spellin.

[Jackpine Radical]

4. I just wanted to write the letter in a style he would be used to receiving

to help make it seem authentic.

[MrMickeysMom]

2. WAIT... where's my club?

I allready got my slope brwawh... ooh... my nuckels hrrrr-t!

[pinboy3niner]

3. And thay say we cant spel!

A phine letter! Yure case is irefudiatable!

[Ganja Ninja]

5. I liek too listn two boht sids.

[MynameisBlarney]

6. Owe luk at chew!

Gawt them faincy buk larnins huh?
Thank yore better'n us?

[olegramps]

7. Its a damn poor mind that can't think of more than one way to spell a word.

[pinboy3niner]

8. The excepshunal creativity of teabaggers is tragically underappreshiated

And sum accuse them of having closed minds!

[olegramps]

16. Yeah, I agree.

[Jackpine Radical]

19. They missunerestivated.

[nevergiveup]

9. fuk that shet......Crist Chrispy is the annointed won.

[Jackpine Radical]

10. Fien. Let the Republakins run him if they wont.

I stil thank Paul shuld run on that Tee Party tickit so God feering peeple has a choce.

[nevergiveup]

11. dificult to argu wif yur pointe......that doos make since

[emulatorloo]

17. Butt I thought Ron pissed the turch to his son AkwaBooda

U aught to right rand

[Kennah]

23. His akwa dun pot outed da far uv hiss turch

[bluedigger]

12. Butt haz too tees, dumazz.

[Earth_First]

13. Literecy Kitteh approoves!

[Jamaal510]

14. both sidez is evil so

im also gone vote for seniter rond paul for the repubican prezdint in 2017--i mean 2016

[Fantastic Anarchist]

15. Leave out the commas ... the punctuation is too correct.

[Jackpine Radical]

18. I ony yused 2Commas

dat ant enof too mak mee a Commaist dammet.

[green for victory]

20. Do they know the difference b/w a seniter and a rep? or a Rand and a Ron?

[Jackpine Radical]

22. Rand an Ron duz.

Kuz thay are one. Or actally thare arr too uf tham. You no wat I meen.

[JeaneRaye]

21. Literacy or lack of

First of all... I think you are mistaking Ron Paul for Rand Paul. Secondly, you seem to be implying that he is illiterate because of his accent? Or maybe it's his politics that offend you. You know, I don't agree with his politics either, but I don't think he is ignorant. Your post, however, tells me that YOU aren't very intelligent. When you are trying to get a point across, it it best to say what you are really trying to convey rather than to poke fun of something that has nothing to do with the reasons you are posting in the first place.

[Kennah]

24. Well cum too da Dee Yew. Hope yew injoy da show.