The Von Trapps Left The Building Because....

[global1]

1. the show sucked so much.
2. McFarland is the worst host ever
3. they were embarrassed to be associated with such a turkey

1, 2 or 3

Which do you think?

Or is there some other reason?

[A HERETIC I AM]

1. 4. Rolf had a little gun and a whistle.

5. Because Nuns can sin.

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[DJ13]

2. That looks like one serious vibrator

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. It is indeed.

Multiple leads.

Made in Stuttgart.

Even sounds naughty.

STUTTGART

"Yes, I'll have the Stuttgart Stutterer with 4 leads, please. The pink one."

[DJ13]

6. Sharing is caring?

[jberryhill]

3. They always sneak out before the show is over

And, as I am required to do when the subject comes up:

D'jever think about why an Austrian Navy officer was living so well?

And, by the way, the only hike out of Salzburg over the mountains is into Hitler's retreat at Berchtesgaden.

[tinrobot]

5. 4) Because it was funny

I laughed out loud at that one.

[MADem]

7. Wow....what hate!

That was a nod to a movie, as many of the other bits were.

I thought Seth did a great job. Best Oscar show in a while, to my view.