Your assignment, should you choose to accept it:

[Jackpine Radical]

Plot out a winning strategy for Ashley Judd in her campaign against the Turtle.

Here are some specific challenges:

1) She opposes mountaintop-removal coal mining as an environmental disaster, while much of Kentuckyps economy is coal-driven.

2) She is simpatico with gun control in a state where everyone thinks they are the direct descendants of Daniel Boone

3) She has appeared nude in some movies

4) She has said that she doesn't want to have kids because she doesn't want to bring them into a world on the verge of environmental catastrophe.

OK-Go!