"Concerned" Minnesotan: Butt "enzymes" cause AIDS
CAUTION: May contain a substance resembling science. 
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/03/12/concerned-minnesota-man-explains-how-butt-enzymes-cause-aids/
When there’s ejaculation into a vagina, there’s a barrier there — as in your packet it states there — of a cellular tissue that doesn’t allow the sperm that has an enzyme at the head of it to penetrate the blood flow. It is designed to go to the egg, that enzyme is meant to burn the outside membrane of the egg cell, go inside the egg and then deposit …
When ejaculation occurs inside of a colon, it’s highly absorbent material, the cells do not have a barrier for the sperm and those enzyme get into the blood flow. When those enzymes enter into the blood flow and a continued and prolonged environment to that happens — these enzymes into blood flow — it causes what we know as AIDS.
AIDS, of course, brings upon common diseases, colds and things.
Oh well, at least the bill moved out of committee.
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you're not English. 
I am chatting up a bird from Manchester through the magic of FB. She's potty-mouthed enough that she might appreciate it!
edit: Oh crikey. I believe flirting means the opposite to you as it does to us. We would say "break up". This in fact just happened to her. 
...Philip's a bit smarter than that.
Just Damn! 
hours and hours and hours thinking this whole thing through. Wow.
"AIDS, of course, brings upon common diseases, colds and things." 
I presume he's talking about the acrosomal reaction, in which spermatozoa penetrate the vitelline membrane surrounding the ovum and fuse with the plasmalemma via membrane receptors-- a barrier to polyspermy and a late prezygotic barrier to hybridization.
HIV most definitely IS transmittable via both vaginal and rectal micro-trauma, but neither have anything to do with acrosomal enzymes-- they result from friction, shearing, and laceration. Condoms are a good defense if they don't break.
No doubt about it. He's butt ignorant.