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Police in Chicago say a teenager with gang ties tried to blame a self-inflicted gunshot to the groin on a pair of ninjas before eventually coming clean.The unnamed 17-year-old was brought to Loyola Hospital in Maywood with a "left groin" injury that appeared to be self-inflicted.
But police officers who were called to the hospital by staff were told by the teen that two men dressed in ninja garb were to blame.
The teen said the men emerged from a black van in front of his car and shot him with a semi-automatic handgun.
http://gawker.com/5991072/gangbanger-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-the-nuts-blames-ninjas
Some of the comments are hilarious.
"If only his testicles had been armed, this never would have happened. "
Rex
(65,616 posts)I would blame the TMNT. I know they don't use guns, but the cops don't!
AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)Ninjas don't live in Chicago.. And no, Naruto was not a real historic person, nor was He an American! ("Datte bayo!" is not a real Japanese word.)
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)I am going to have to remember that one next time I need an excuse. Um yeah my homework is late cuz Ninja's stole it.
yellowcanine
(35,701 posts)Ask any EMT person. Sooner rather than later they hear the "two dudes did it" explanation for all kinds of mayhem. But "two ninjas did it" beats "two dudes did it." hands down.
JVS
(61,935 posts)Arkana
(24,347 posts)OldDem2012
(3,526 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)Standard stuff, like blaming farts on the dog.