Chuck Norris Shaves Beard, Loses All Mystical Powers!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

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[Scootaloo]

1. ....

[putitinD]

2. He is a hasbeen, that never really was

[Lint Head]

3. Please grow your beard back!! You are exposing that face to little children!

[VanillaRhapsody]

4. he kinda looks like George Thoroughgood doesn't he?

[GoneOffShore]

19. George looks much better.

Chuck looks kind of ..... washed out.

[HiPointDem]

5. he doesn't look very healthy in that picture, or particularly fit.

[Ter]

11. Well, for 73 he sure does

He has aged pretty good IMO.

[Poll_Blind]

6. Wait, wait- I thought that was Kathy Griffin?

No, I'm wrong...THIS is Kathy Griffin:



Wait, isn't that Carrot Top?


No- sorry. I'm wrong again. THIS is Carrot Top:






Oh sweet Jesus what have I done?

PB

[EvilAL]

16. hahahah

nice..

[Kurovski]

21. That was like digital mescaline.

My mind is blown.

[olddots]

7. who does his hair dye ?

We should all be thankful that he doesn't have a reality or talk show but give it time .

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. Chuck Norris's beard is so tough, it tore itself off of his face and is starring in its own kick-ass

....movies, kicking Chuck Norris's ass! Production is almost done on a new movie, with his beard going into a "fight to the death cage match" against Steven Seagal's ponytail.

Coming soon to a theater near you!

[gulliver]

9. He reminds me of that guy Bruce Lee was a lot cooler than. n/t

[JHB]

18. That was Bruce Lee's on fault: inflicting Norris on the rest of us...

Without Lee, Norris would have remained "karate instructor to the stars."

Norris had been a karate instructor (and world-class competitor) with clients like Lee Marvin and a few other well-known actors. Lee was stunt coordinator on a Dean Martin "Matt Helm" film The Wrecking Crew and recruited Norris to play a bad-guy henchman because he could a sweeping kick that didn't look fake.

A couple of years later, when Norris was world karate champ, Lee recruited him for the big climactic fight scene in The Way of the Dragon. It was Lee who taught Norris that part of looking like a bad-ass on film was having control of the script - and then Lee's death left a void just as martial arts were gaining some steam in American pop culture. It needed stars, and guess who was available?

[llmart]

10. Ewwwww.......

I'm sorry I clicked on this so early in the morning.

He needs to wear something to hide his man boobs.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

13. Sorry about that,

I hope it didn't ruin your day off!

[postulater]

12. Chuck Norris doesn't shave

He just ungrows his whiskers.

[Jamaal510]

14. Moobs!

[nyquil_man]

15. Looks like Dale Gribble.

If he's not wearing his toupee the resemblance is probably uncanny.

[dmr]

22. All he's missing is his smoke.

[JHB]

17. I was wondering whatever happened to Yahoo Serious. n/t

[Autumn]

20. And he is growing boobs!!!! Quick, grow some hair Chuckie