Husband won't get off computer so wife sets house on fire

[Ichingcarpenter]

You too, Easton woman who allegedly set your house on fire because your husband wouldn’t get off the computer and clean.

According to WFMZ.com, 26-year-old Huma Khan of Easton became angry with her husband when he wouldn’t get off the computer and clean their house. So cops say she tried to set the house on fire, with her husband, their two children, and a house guest still inside.


"She walked out of the room pretty upset with him, said she was going to burn the house down and came back into the room with a rag that was lit on fire, showed it to him," said Lt. Scott Casterline, Easton Police Dept. "He didn't really take the action she wanted him to take, so she then threw the lighted rag on the couch." Khan then ran out of the house, leaving her husband, two children and a house guest to fend for themselves, police said. When officers arrived, Khan reportedly told them the fire started because she was smoking and fell asleep. The truth later came out. Neighbors said the couple have had their share of squabbles before, but they never thought it would come to this. "Definitely needs some help, and I hope they get it for her," said neighbor Patrick Smith. "I think she needs to do a little time or something at least."


http://www.phillyburbs.com/blogs/hot_pennsyltucky_mess/husband-won-t-get-off-computer-so-wife-sets-house/article_36881964-4cf3-11e1-a98f-0019bb30f31a.html




................. ARE YOU STILL ON DU?......... HONEY?

LOL

[Behind the Aegis]

2. Your post is sarcasm, right!?

If so, you really might want to add the sarcasm smilie. If not, just go ahead and delete it!

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. Interesting perceptive

........ not.....

[Scootaloo]

5. "Khan" sounds like an Arab name?

Not that the rest of your post wasn't dumb enough, but.. .that's sort of a cherry on top, y'know?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Or Indian? Like Ali Akbar Khan ...

salaam ...

[Sea-Dog]

14. half of the world Polly has khan blood

[Scootaloo]

18. Actually, I think it's closer to half a percent

But still. Half a percent of SEVEN BILLION is a lot of people.

All hail Temujin, a man who conquered the world because, eh, seemed fun at the time.

[Sea-Dog]

23. he's been a busy boy

[MADem]

19. It sounds southwest Asian to me...

Pakistani, possibly.

Huma is a Muslim name, it means "Bird of Paradise" in the baby name books.

http://www.babynology.com/meaning-huma-f44.html

[pacalo]

6. You should self-delete that.

[Behind the Aegis]

3. Well, that's one way to a light a fire under someone's butt!

[slay]

7. Khaaaaaaan!

[MrSlayer]

9. The jokes write themselves on this one.

Unfortunately I can't post any that come to mind for fear of them being deemed "inappropriate".

I'm laughing though so that's good enough.

[sarge43]

11. Right alp227 because no one with the surname of Smith has ever harmed her family. n/t

[Sea-Dog]

12. makes u wonder if ukip members have invaded

[mmonk]

13. I have a bucket of water at my feet.

[Marrah_G]

15. I bet he was playing World of Warcraft!

[chrisa]

16. Seems like I've been beat to the punch, but

when she threw the fiery rag onto the couch, her husband could be heard screaming, "KHAAAAN!"

[lunatica]

17. Oh shit! I have a hard time getting off the computer

Cleaning house is so last century...

[Warren DeMontague]

20. "Sorry honey but there's this )@%*%)ing anti-choice troll on DU linking to Jill Goddamn Stanek and..

...wait, is that smoke?"

[Capitalocracy]

21. So what's his DU handle?

[Dorian Gray]

22. Sounds reasonable.

LOL!