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And then rule the planet earth from Springfield Missouri
And my magic underwear gives me the powers to fly and to be invisible
Just a few things that Mitt Romney believes
Once the nation starts to learn about Mormonism it's going to scare the hell out of them
Any thoughts?
The Magistrate
(95,248 posts)Mormonism is truely rum fun....
"Jesus done left Chicago, headed down to New Orleans."
NNN0LHI
(67,190 posts)Auditorium Theatre too. Never a better place built for such an extravaganza.
The good old days.
Don
2pooped2pop
(5,420 posts)I wonder if there is a connection?
flexnor
(392 posts)starroute
(12,977 posts)There are hints of the Missouri one about it -- but also hints of much else.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_%28The_Simpsons%29
A mid-sized town in an undetermined state of the United States, Springfield acts as a complete universe in which characters can explore the issues faced by modern society. The geography of the town and its surroundings are flexible, changing to address whatever an episodes plot calls for. Springfield's location is impossible to determine; the show is deliberately evasive on the subject, providing contradictory clues and impossible information about an actual geographic location. . . .
Springfield is meant to represent "anytown, USA" and not be a specific real town, although the producers acknowledge basing the town on various locations including The Simpsons creator Matt Groening's hometown of Portland, Oregon and Mike Scully's hometown, Springfield, Massachusetts. Groening liked Second City Television's use of Melonville, a town with a large cast of recurring characters that serves as a mini-universe for the show, and partially based The Simpsons on it. He chose the name because Springfield is one of the most common place-names in the United States. . . .
Springfield was founded in 1796 by a group led by Jebediah Springfield (also known as Hans Sprungfeld) that, after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible, left Maryland trying to find "New Sodom." After he refused to found a town where men were free to marry their cousins, half of the group left. The dissenters founded Shelbyville, after fellow pioneer Shelbyville Manhattan, and the two cities remain rivals.
WI_DEM
(33,497 posts)Boombaby
(139 posts)Kids have no respect for their parents!
demosincebirth
(12,540 posts)DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)and is father was a big invisible guy that built the world in 7 days. Jesus cured incurable illnesses and turned water into wine and walked on water. When he was killed he came back to life and went up in the sky to hang with invisible dad and wait for just the right time to come back down and set things right. If you eat special crackers they turn into his flesh. Which is nice, I think. Any thoughts?
surfdog
(624 posts)If you're trying to offend me it just won't work
DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)My point is, the crazy ideas of the mormons are no more crazy to me than mainstream "Christian" ideas. The Jesus story is no less bizarre to me, it's just more well known.
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)God is not an "invisible guy in the sky," but there's no point in explaining it to you.
(Personally, I wish English was like Arabic in that God had his/her/it's own pronoun since Muslims believe that it's sacrilegious to believe that God is either a human who can be male or female).
DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)So God is something other than an invisible guy in the sky. Sorry, that's not really a game changer for me. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion on religion and yours may very well be right. It's still amusing to me when one religion full of what I see as crazy ideas mocks some other religion for its "crazy" ideas.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)arely staircase
(12,482 posts)UnrepentantLiberal
(11,700 posts)Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)and it isn't the eating of the special crackers that turn them into his flesh, it is the magic words and gesture that the guy in the robe did earlier.
arely staircase
(12,482 posts)DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)from Mel Brooks
arely staircase
(12,482 posts)it's ok to make fun of your own group.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)but if Jesus is coming back, why wouldn't he go to someplace like Hawai'i or the Sunshine Coast of eastern Australia?? Nice beaches, beautiful weather...
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)I assume
FreeState
(10,572 posts)The Latter Day Saints proposed to build a temple there. Such efforts were halted in the 19th century as a result of the 1838 Mormon War to evict the Mormons from Missouri. Their having declared Adam-ondi-Ahman as a sacred site for a temple was a flash point in that confrontation.
After the Mormons were evicted, residents renamed the site Cravensville. It was the site of a skirmish during the American Civil War on August 4, 1862, when Union troops attempted to stop Confederate reinforcements in the First Battle of Independence. Six Confederates were killed and 10 wounded. The Union forces had five wounded.[1]
Most of the site is now owned by the LDS Church and remains predominantly used as farmland.
hatrack
(59,587 posts)I mean, fisher of men and all that, but maybe he liked to kick back and just fish from time to time . . . and you know the beer would be good and cold (and there'd be plenty of it) if you went fishing with Jesus.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)to go directly at basic beliefs instead of the wild stuff.
For example, Mormons do not believe in the Holy Trinity. They believe that Jesus was separate from The Father.
A simple "Gov. Romney, do you believe in the Holy Trinity?" is all that would be needed to get the ball rolling. No mention of magic underwear needed.
bhikkhu
(10,718 posts)In fairness, you could dispatch about any system of belief as easily.
Most of the defense is about the utility of the belief systems, and I wouldn't argue that many mormons are good people by any definition - simply the lack of cigarettes, drug and alcohol abuse has a big impact on the character of the mormon culture.
Still, even that just supports Schopenhauer's view that "Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training". It doesn't have to be true, it just has to direct individual thinking and cement a culture together (unless one is somehow interested in "truth" .
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)and I am not saying that all religions could not be debunked as easily, we both know they can.
We simply need the Religious Right to find him not worthy of their vote. Striking at something simple and basic that they can relate to seems to me to be the most efficient way.
Some on the right have claimed that Muslims do not worship the same God as they do (Christians). By addressing the fact that Muslims do believe in The Holy Trinity I could easily make an argument that they do in fact worship the same God. Mormons however do not believe in The Holy Trinity and it is easy to make the argument that they are the ones who do not worship the same God as Christians.
I am just applying the KISS rule here. I think it is better than confusing them with magic underwear.
Johnson20
(315 posts)Please point me to your sources, or retract this BS. I agree with Motown.
Logical
(22,457 posts)Johnson20
(315 posts)Logical
(22,457 posts)I Think you can believe anything you want. People have believed that mountains are god, etc.
Johnson20
(315 posts)I did not say I believed it, but I was born, raised and educated as a Mormon. I simply object to naive and ignorant comments on a topic few here no little about.
Logical
(22,457 posts)Magic underwear? True or false?
Jesus will return to Missouri? True or false?
Magical plates only he could read? True or false?
Johnson20
(315 posts)devoid
Phlem
(6,323 posts)Whom I don't speak with anymore.
-p
Johnson20
(315 posts)any of my statements that showed I had a closed mind. I have neither defended or apologized for Mormonism. But, I refuse to suffer simplistic and ridiculous statements about it that are only designed to ridicule, not cast fact on a topic. BTW your statement above is one of them.
As an aside I am 70 years old and have seen a lot of this world and there is far more closed mindedness here, on DU than I have ever encountered before, anywhere and it make me angry when I see it.
Phlem
(6,323 posts)"But, I refuse to suffer simplistic and ridiculous statements about it that are only designed to ridicule, not cast fact on a topic."
Which is exactly why I don't talk to my father in law anymore.
Watch the Pride, it's one of the seven.
Good luck on DU.
-p
Johnson20
(315 posts)don't want to hear any criticism or differing opinion. The same might be said about politics and some of the folks here on DU. You challenge one of their beliefs, memes or mantras and they want to shut you down with intimidation and/or ridicule, seldom fact or logic.
Thanks for understanding my position as well!!!!
Phlem
(6,323 posts)How refreshing and wonderful it is to talk to some one who actually uses their grey matter.
Peace to you my friend and have a wonderful weekend!
-p
DevonRex
(22,541 posts)He doesn't even believe in some of that stuff, so he's obviously open-minded.
Phlem
(6,323 posts)But his fucking PRIDE over the top pride makes me want to barf.
To even get upset at the minutia about his religion is ugly PRIDE showing through in a big way. I have been talked down to in that tone for way to fucking long and I don't care if he's 70. They all think they are more special in some fucking way than rest of us and I'm sick of it! I've worked for mormons (of whom quickly fucked me over), dated mormons (who broke me into a million pieces), married a non practicing mormon (thank god she completely disagrees with the religion) and have been surrounded by her family way to long. They are all hypocritical ignorant fools who think they are better than rest of us. Did'nt you see Mittens wife talk to that crowd like they were kids. Yea that.
I got a big wiff of that from him.
So I told him good luck instead of tearing him a new asshole.
-p
Johnson20
(315 posts)Logical
(22,457 posts)FreeState
(10,572 posts)Johnson20
(315 posts)They were golden tablets that he translated into the Book of Mormon.
FreeState
(10,572 posts)Not sure if chapters and verses were added after (sealed portion too).
surfdog
(624 posts)And I refuse to retracted it
Now what you going to do ?
Johnson20
(315 posts)that tells me a lot about the worth and value of your comments here on DU.
Edited for syntax
UnrepentantLiberal
(11,700 posts)That raises my opinion of him.
REP
(21,691 posts)I'm not a member of either, but I am from Missouri - Jackson County, in fact - and I am aware of some of the basic tenets. I find it puzzling that some who are mocking some LDS beliefs and practices may accept unquestioningly that a cracker and wine transforms into the living flesh of a deity.
"we can't fix stupid," can we.
Phlem
(6,323 posts)has any one heard of this:
white horse prophecy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Horse_Prophecy
-p
Johnson20
(315 posts)very vaguely from years and years ago.
RC
(25,592 posts)Last edited Fri Feb 3, 2012, 04:03 PM - Edit history (1)
So what's the deal with Springfield?
Edit to add: Gee and I Googled this too.
Johnson20
(315 posts)Wow what a remarkable way to show, shall I say, ignorance of a topic.
FreeState
(10,572 posts)It was RLDS (reorganized LDS) - now called Community of Christ. Very progressive compared to SLC Mormons.
Link: http://www.cofchrist.org/
Johnson20
(315 posts)xmas74
(29,674 posts)not LDS.
Oh, and a former member of Devo works for them in legal services. (No lie-just a bit of trivia for you! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Lewis_(musician) http://www.cofchrist.org/directory/staff3.asp#l (directory-look for Robert Lewis)
They did an interview with him a couple of years ago on a local radio station.
flexnor
(392 posts)and cutting out all the middlemen getting rich off him
kentuck
(111,104 posts)And he's bound for New Orleans.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)That would be fun, having Jesus for a roomie!
DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)"Far out"
"So if you could just slip the rent under my door..."
"Oh! Right. Okay, man"
JC abides
Son of Gob
(1,502 posts)Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! It's a league game DefenseLawyer.
DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)I shouldn't have fucked with The Jesus.
kentuck
(111,104 posts)Red Sovine
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)that is some sentimental stuff right there! If Jesus came to my house, I guess one thing I'd do would be to whip up a nice Merlot for dinner.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)hatrack
(59,587 posts)DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)surfdog
(624 posts)REP
(21,691 posts)Both LDS and RLDS follow that teaching (I'm from Kansas City MO and my college graduation ceremony was held in the RLDS tabernacle).
http://www.mrm.org/eden
Jazzgirl
(3,744 posts)I left because of the closed-minded mentality there. I can't stand that town except for the Cashew Chicken.
pdx_prog
(3,393 posts)I too was raised in "Sprangfeel". Was there until my 10th grade year in high school. And yes, the cashew chicken is to die for...lol
white_wolf
(6,238 posts)Including mainstream Christianity. In some ways, some of Mormonism's additions make more sense than original Christianity. The "social-trinity" in Mormonism makes a lot more sense than the traditional version, the belief in multiple gods fits in better with what we know of the beliefs of the earliest Jews.
Is a 2000 year old dead Jewish rabbi returning to rule the earth from Jerusalem any less silly than him ruling from Missouri? Sorry, all God-centered belief systems are silly, Mormonism is no more so than the others.
DevonRex
(22,541 posts)act like the others are silly. I mean, come on. And I'm a spiritual person who doesn't necessarily subscribe to any of them, or maybe I subscribe to several or all. Just can't decide.
But there's no use in having a silly contest. They'd all win.
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)xmas74
(29,674 posts)not Springfield.
(And just wanted to add-Independence because it's the headquarters for the RLDS.)