Televangelist Benny Hinn asks followers for $2,5 million to get out of debt

[Quixote1818]

[LeftofObama]

1. Seeing as how there's a sucker born every minute,

he'll probably get it.

[jessie04]

2. Another shucking HUCKSTER

what idiots who give this clown any money.

[tanyev]

3. He still having that affair with fellow evangelist Paula White?

[jessie04]

4. Oh, she's totally into him.

[undeterred]

5. This guy stays in $5000/night hotel rooms

because God wants him to. And those are paid for by little old ladies living on Social Security.

[PD Turk]

6. Get a job

Or perhaps hold a bake sale....

[Journeyman]

7. You'd think God could help him out. He'd be a natural in the Futures Market . . .

[Journeyman]

8. "Prey TV looks like Pay TV to me, it's just a curse on the human race." ~ Pete Townshend. . .

[Journeyman]

10. And I have to add, God may works many miracles, but I'd like to see a little more smiting. . .

[Fumesucker]

9. "The God I believe in isn't short of cash, Mister" -U2 n/t

[Dawson Leery]

11. Tax him!

[gejohnston]

12. Why didn't think of that?

I wonder if I could pay off my mortgage? First, I'll have to start my own religion. I even have the perfect name, "The Golden Calf Cathedral."

[rsmith6621]

13. My Former Employer Who Provided...

...flight support for his jet. The Captain called me from Rio D in Brazil and said he needed a line of credit for fuel so they could get back to California so I said this is the third time you have asked for a favor in two weeks. Then I said doesn't the Pastor have a budget for these trips before he leaves the States like the rest of us regular people do for our trips.

He hung up on me and the Hinnster flew home commercial and it took a few weeks to get the plane out of there.