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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA Florida Craigslist Ad Offers ‘Custom Time Machine’ For $1,000
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/05/a-florida-craigslist-ad-offers-custom-time-machine-for-1000/You didnt think you were getting off the hook tonight, did you Florida? Get ready to travel to any era of your deepest desires, as a Winter Park (Orlando-ish) man has the deal of the century on a custom built time machine. Now, nitpickers might try to tell you that this is just a mountain bike with a bunch of wires and gadgets strapped to it, but why would someone lie about something like this?
I mean, this is a Craigslist ad, for Petes sake. If you cant trust Craigslist, what can you trust?
A real marvel of future science . This device is capable of traveling different dimensions and time periods. Endorsed by Thomas Jefferson and Albert Einstein. This here is not an ordinary bike by any means. It breaks my heart even considering posting this time traveling machine on Craigslist. This technology comes with great power, so it must be handled with great responsibility. I will only sell this machine to whoever can prove themselves worthy of obtaining such power. I have seen the dark face of humanity as I traveled to the year 3017. I cannot explain the gruesome end that our childrens children will face. I was not powerful enough to stop the evil, so thats why I am selling this machine. I want to be 100% sure that the next owner has what it takes to save the human race. I have had a lot of adventures with this machine, and I have met a lot of historys most influential figures, but the real purpose of this time machine is to save humanity. I will be waiting for the next rider of time to come forth. Come ready with a good proposal of why you are worthy enough. Basic bike riding skills a MUST!!!
Um, how about a spoiler alert, buddy? Some of us were really looking forward to finding out what happens in 3017 on our own.
*end of article*
See, we Floridians can be witty and smart, amongst other good qualities.
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A Florida Craigslist Ad Offers ‘Custom Time Machine’ For $1,000 (Original Post)
steve2470
May 2013
OP
Caveat: You have to pedal it at precisely 88 MPH for the good stuff to happen. nt
Buns_of_Fire
May 2013
#4
n2doc
(47,953 posts)1. Does it come with a Mr. Fusion to power it?
steve2470
(37,457 posts)2. It should, for $1k for a used mountain bike lol nt
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)3. From the headline I thought maybe
it would be a clock.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,197 posts)4. Caveat: You have to pedal it at precisely 88 MPH for the good stuff to happen. nt
Fla_Democrat
(2,547 posts)5. I hope this one works...
the last one was a "piece of crap".
House of Roberts
(5,186 posts)6. Not a TARDIS
I'm not interested.
quaker bill
(8,224 posts)7. When it somes to time machines...
Always go custom, never buy "one size fits all" off the rack. Trust me...
B Calm
(28,762 posts)8. You can get just about anything
on Craigslist.
Need marijuana for your trip in time, check out Denver's Craigslist ads. . .
greytdemocrat
(3,299 posts)9. Love it!!!
And so affordable!!!