Ohio Man Accuses Aliens Of Stealing His Car

[Cirque du So-What]

An Ohio man is now carless after he claims aliens flaked on a promised space ride -- opting to take only his vehicle instead.

According to the Times Reporter, the unnamed, 28-year-old man contacted the Tuscarawas County Sherri's Office at 1:36 a.m., telling deputies he was having car trouble and couldn't locate his vehicle.

He went on to add that "subjects not of this world" had instructed him to drive his car to a field where they would pick him up. Those he believed to be extraterrestrials were expected to arrive on a temporary airport that would appear in the field, the man claims he was was told.

The trip wasn't going to be the first for the man, who explained to Deputy Rick Morrison that "he was taken before."

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http://www.ibtimes.com/ohio-man-accuses-aliens-stealing-his-car-1293763#

Don't panic.

[monmouth3]

1. Well, most bars close at 2 a.m. so thank gawd the poor soul had that to fall back on..n/t

[Cooley Hurd]

2. Funny story, but why crap all over DUers?

You were *this close* to getting a rec from me.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Sorry

I guess I don't deal well with people freaking out, especially when they seem hellbent on spreading the madness. I'll just delete the offensive line.

[Cooley Hurd]

4. Thank you - I will now rec.

[ForgoTheConsequence]

5. I believe him

[edbermac]

6. I can't wait to see the Wanted poster for this one.

[SidDithers]

7. Quick. Call Paul Hellyer!...nt

Sid