To hell with "the rhythm method"
For years the Catholic church's only acceptable means of conception-control has been "the rhythm method"... for some reason couples are allowed to fuck during ovulatory down-time.
Of course, the church knew that ovulatory down-time was hard to predict and the usual term for a woman using the rhythm method was "Mom."
But with advances in science, like digital vaginal mucosa thermometers and such, run the terrible risk of making the rhythm method slightly more reliable—a clear affront to God's will that people should make as many babies as possible while not having sex... which is bad, but perhaps not quite as bad as not making babies.
So the only sensible thing for someone like Rick Santorum is to favor is randomized mandatory screwing. The government would send every legally married couple a randomized calendar of which dates they must, and must not do the baby-making thing.
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rhythm method. I owe the existence of my beloved child on it. 
I got music,
I got my man --
Who could ask for anything more?
It was much more accurate for than the ovulation predictor kit our doc insisted we use for insemination.
My brother was also conceived because my mother knowing when she ovulated. He was born 6 weeks after the cousin he was timed to coincide with so they would be playmates.
Of course, my accidental appearance is why my mother knew it could be used for conception planning in the first place 
It is a relatively safe birth control method. 
It gets creepier and creepier. 
Mom & Dad
is that okay because the chance of the condom being the fertilisation-stopping factor could be less than the chance of the rhythm method being the fertilisation-stopping factor at that time? 
