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How The NSA Learned To Mind Its Own Business
The NSA was walking past my house the other day, and my friends and I were shouting, “13…13…13…”.
The fence was too high to see over, but the NSA saw a little gap in the planks, so they looked through to see what was going on.
One of us poked them in the eye with a stick, then we all started shouting, “14…14…14…”.